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My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 1

Jacculus of Rome

Apologies for 'shouting' above,but being an Ancient Roman,I like to have my name spelt right. Too many 'A's in a name is a new-fangled idea by you heathen Britons.Please,my name is JACCULUS HAUGHTANIUS. Obviously, Haughtunius would just be silly. If anyone would like to know about life in ancient Rome, please let me know.


My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 2

MaW

Sorry.. I may have been half asleep at the time.


My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 3

She Who Gratifies Gravity

Since you are so excited about your name- tell me about it....


My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 4

Jacculus of Rome

my name - to all but those who know that it's lie - has been Jacculus for a few years. My full name(I like to imagine) is Jacculus Stuartius Haughtanius. This, I feel, has a nicely Ancient Roman ring to it and I have proceeded to tell all strangers, well-meaning or otherwise, that I was a Roman senator in a past life and would they like me to tell them about it. If they say "No",that's easy, because I can just laugh manically at them and run away. If they say "Yes" I have to think quickly...


My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 5

She Who Gratifies Gravity

In consideration of your chosen name- it follows we should call you "jackanapes" for short....


My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 6

MaW

I shall have to ask you this question in order to make sure you're keeping your brain nice and fit smiley - bigeyes


My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 7

She Who Gratifies Gravity

Me? A question?


My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 8

She Who Gratifies Gravity

5 weeks later...... What's the question?


My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 9

MaW

The question was the same one you asked the noble jacculus - reasons for name...


My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 10

Jacculus of Rome

I'm not noble! How dare you suggest such a thing! I can be as caniving as the next man (Is that spelling right?)


My name's JACCULUS WITH A U!!!

Post 11

She Who Gratifies Gravity

How would you ascertain the fitness of my brain by understanding my name?


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