h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have put it up some were but here it is again.
chapter one.I was born a strange man smacked me from then on it got worse.
chapter two.My school days see "dantes inferno"
chapter three life at asda* dante din't no s**t!!!!!

* I worked there for ten years

Never mind! I'm sure it'll get better soon.

It got better when i left asda not much but a bit.
I only say that as a joke my reel life story would not be quite as funny.

Hi guys!

I'm really tired and I've had a bit too much "Old Peculiar" tonight on an empty stomach so I am a little tipsy , so I don't have very much to say except Revision sucks and I'm not very happy - so there!

Now I'm off to find me some chocolate. See you later

PS My life story consists of being born, going to school, going to uni, and...erm...that's it. *sigh*

Old peculiar are you talking about me kids eh in my day we had respect for the old*
*see my journal a seniop citizen defined.
P.S.your school days are the happyest days of your life**
**Is thats why so many teenagers are killing them self there is nothing left to look forward to.

Possom, you lucky person, you! Old Peculiar! Yum! Gosh, it's been years since I've had some of that particular peculiar... I don't suppose you remember the sketch in "Spitting Image" involving a likeness of Princess Margaret who used to pop up from behind a sofa, drunk and say "Theakston's Old Peculiar!", wave a glass around and fall down, out of site...

I'm doing a bit of swatting myself this week for a written test on my college course (if I can remember how to write without a keyboard)!

I liked school, Timelord, but I wouldn't go as far to say they were the happiest days of my life... Okay, I had very few responsibilities but I also had a lot of confusing stuff going on, such as growing up... Mind you, at age 42, I still don't feel at all grown up yet...

live begins at forty well someone said you had the mental age of a two year old.
Sorry but i could not stop myself.
I look back at school and think that i had a few good friends that i never see now a few regrets about what i should have done but never did but all in all they were good times i do still see some friends from school.

I lost touch with most of my peers when I married and moved away although I still exchange Christmas cards, etc with three girl friends who I grew up with. Only yesterday, I was telling my daughter how I wished I'd kept in touch with some of my old school friends and often wonder what they're doing now...

I don't know who invented the expression that life begins at forty, but I'd like to punch his eyes out for lying! It's more like "Things start falling apart and dropping off at 40!" *Wanders off to rub her arthrictic joints and polish her Zimmer frame...*

"Things start falling apart and dropping off at 40!"
Oh no! I was 40 yesterday.
*does a quick fin count*
All still there. Phew! Have a chocolate.
Gwennie - email for you very soon.

Thanks Coely!

*Rubs the chocolate on her arthritic knees*

*Pops off for a blue rinse while listening to Radio 3*

Would you like to borrow my "rollers"?

Its OK thank you dearie, I think I'd fall over. Is that how you got the arthritic knee? However, we could go for a cup of tea and a toasted teacake somewhere a bit quieter. Perhaps that young man would like to help. Is he your grandson? (Sorry Possum!)
*pats blue curls*
Do you like it? Now. Where did I put my cardi? Oh yes. Over there on the wheelie shopper.

Arthritic knees (both the buggers unfortunately). My GP is sending me for an x-ray and blood test as he thinks it may be rheumatoid arthritis (my thumbs and wrists have been playing up for about a year now and I've even had injections in the joints). The good news is, that he says to continue with as much exercise as I can reasonably tolerate! Now all I have to do is find the energy and time to get to the gym!!!

Possom? Grandson? Nah! He's far too nice to be family!

*Produces a china tea service and holds out a rattling cup and saucer to Coely* One lump or two dear?

Erm...

I've been in this queue for ages you know. I should be served first. I've got a bus to catch.
(Sorry for butting in Possum. I'll take Gwennie somewhere else!)

Come back Possom! Coely doesn't bite (much)!

Tea and teacakes on your page Gwennie!

Catching a bus on a sunday how can you do that i leave work at 7am first bus 7.45am get into town at 755 first bus to my house 8.50am it would be quicker to walk but its about 8 miles and after a 10 hour night i never feel like a that long a walk i have walked the first 3 miles into town a few times*then caught a bus that drops me about 1/2 mile away from home its a bit quicker that way but i think that the sunday buses are a joke 1per hour no wonder there are so many cars on the road.

Catching a bus on a sunday how can you do that i leave work at 7am first bus 7.45am get into town at 755 first bus to my house 8.50am it would be quicker to walk but its about 8 miles and after a 10 hour night i never feel like a that long a walk i have walked the first 3 miles into town a few times*then caught a bus that drops me about 1/2 mile away from home its a bit quicker that way but i think that the sunday buses are a joke 1per hour no wonder there are so many cars on the road.