h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ps. forgot to tell you in the middle of his ranting he said 'Whoever he is, he's welcome to you, you're hard work and high maintenance!' How unkind is that?

Hi Liz,
Dunno what to think about this. Me - I've never had an illicit affair in my life and wouldn't consider one.
A literary affair - well, that's another matter. Could be fun. Is fun. But don't get yourself into any trouble at home on account of it. Okay?
Not feeling too great at the moment, Fell asleep in my chair after lunch and woke up rather groggy. Need a brisk walk in the fresh air but the weather's too grotty to go out.
You can have several e-mail accounts and you can protect each one with a password, known only to you. In fact, you can protect entry to BBCGetwriting with a password, too.
Talk to you again soon - gonna make myself a stiff coffee.
Brixx

HI babe, just popping over Jo's for cup of tea and she's hopefully going to tell me how to sort out a new email account. I might not get a chance to talk again until much later today, as I'm going out again tonight - I know, I'm always out!, but please promise me you'll send me a message before I go to bed? Or talk to me later, like last night? I'm usually in about 11 but that means it's midnight for you! why did you fall asleep - you tired after staying up talking to me last night! - Perhaps DAvid's right and I am hard work! I'm glad we can talk, doing so has cheered me up so much! I hope it clears up and you get a walk, here in England today, its really cold and sunny. A beautiful day. It's going to be minus 2 tonight, so I hope you dont mind cold feet on you in bed, I've always got chilly feet! Loads of love. Liz xxx

Heh Bri, have you seen link no.6112 on the word link? Also look at 6113 - he is in BIG trouble! Also, please go back to calling me Scribbo - you're the only one who does that and I like it! Talk later. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Okay Scribbo - Scribbo it is from now on. Feeling a bit better now, but have had a rough day, today. Wonder if it's some sort of hangover from that bout of "La Grippe" that I thought I'd recovered from.
Hope your evening out went well - I went down to the Casino on the Promenade des Anglais, won a packet, spent it all on booze and wild women. Nothing much out of the ordinary.
Talk to you tomorrow - if it isn't already Tuesday where you are.
Brixx

My cold feet didnt wake you then? It's very cold here. Look forward to speaking tomorrow Scribsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What you doing up again? I thought you'd gone to bed? I just took my friend back as we got fed up at the pub and came back to mine for a coffee and we looked on this site and laughed at Roys misfortune for being rude about us! I hope you sorted him out. Are you going to talk to me now or tomorrow?

sorry, I didnt realise you were poorly today. I thought you were just tired! See I do keep you awake at nights, dont I? I told you I'm a fidget!

Oh yeah. My friend Tina said to tell you that she won £2 on a lottery ticket and we spent it on wild men - they're quite cheap down here!xxxx

Hi Scribbo,
Reason I'm still up is I got drawn into watching "Lord of the Rings". Right up my street.
Feeling much better now, thanks. Must have been those Riviera Roustabouts of Women down on the beach a while back.
Talk to you later today - it's half past midnight here.
Brixx

Ok. Love you to bits. Night night

6am. Hi. How're you this morning? D's gone to work already and he'll be in the Kent office for the rest of the day, Thank God, so there's a nice warm space in my bed - you interested?
I might HAVE to tell you about that dream as it keeps recurring! I wonder what it means? Talk to you later. Scribs.x
I'll be busy today until about 2pm. Maybe catch you then.

but I wont leave the house till about 8am if you get on here before then. so you could say Goodmorning if you're up in time! xxxx

Mornng Scribbo,
I've just been reading my daily aststological forecast. Amazing. It mentions you.
How are you today? What are you going to do with yourself.
Brixx

Interesting you say that. At the gym there's this girl who's always on about her star signs. She said yesterday that as I'm a pisces - Leo would make me feel loved all my life - Taurus would make me feel protected (sorry which one are you?) and Virgo (David) would make me fall in love and then forget to carry on! Spot on about D. So go on then tell me, what does it say about me? I've got things to do today, like choose new wall paints and things. Actually, now I've decided I'm going to leave him, I cant get enthusiastic about the house being decorated any more. I feel like I'm in limbo. Tell me about the astro thing then, but dont forget got to go at 8 to drop son at school. xxxxx

And what am I going to do with myself today? Think about you all day of course!

Hi Scribbo,
Here's the forecast for today, for me, Leo:

Today you might have to balance passion and practicality, Brian. Maybe you have developed an online crush. The object of your affection could live across the country - or they could live in another country entirely! You might have to decide whether or not this romance really has a chance. Or you could just be dealing with some practical issues closer to home. You might be involved with someone who wants to discuss things like money, housing, and the future.

Isn't that incredible - it was free, too.
Brixx

Oh yeah? Like I believe you! So what are you trying to tell me? To stop writing to you?

Dunno what you mean - that is my forecast for today - it's based on date, time and exact place of birth. Sometimes, it really surprises me, likde today, with its appropriateness. I'm considering actually paying them to do a more detailed one for me.
Of course I don't want you to stop writing to me. I love it. And you.
Brixx

Really? I mean you're not having me on about the forecast thing? I dont know if I believe you. You're too capable of teasing me and I'm too gullible to fall for it! Why would you love me - I'm hard work remember! I'm glad you're a Leo, that means you'll make me feel loved for life - that's a nice thought.