h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So do I take it that you thought I'd drunk too much earlier? I hadnt really, I was just teasing you!

Did you have a look at Fisherman?

Actually I did about fifteen minutes ago when I had a quick look to see what you were doing, as I could see you were on line and I was waiting to talk to you. It's nice but its sad. I dont like to think of someone being claimed by the sea, like that. But I could visualise it all.

So what did you mean about not approving of me earlier?

Did I say that - what I think I meant was that if we continue to tease each other it may lead to upset - if not fireworks, like last time.
Why not just chat, like we would if we were having a coffe at one of your posh hotels.

Anyway nothing you write from now on is ever going to compare with the poem you sent earlier!

I cant work you out. Or is that the plan? You tell me you wont talk to me until I sober up and then you say I'm not supposed to tease you - is that it? I'm a bit confused really!

Okay, so I've peaked. But you never know, you might just inspire me to write another even better,

Depends what you mean by teasing but it can get a bit agressive - remember its a Leo dealing with a Taurean - not the kind of combination that leaves room for easygoing tolerance. Don't you think my idea makes sense?

What do you mean Leo and Taurean? I'm a Pisces, its no wonder I cry so much, its all that water in my make up! I'm too easily hurt to be aggressive, but I will try to rub you up the wrong way to get a response, I admit! But I wouldnt mean to hurt you. Ever.

Sorry. Do you want to go to bed now. Er. Didnt quite mean that how it sounds, but it sounds quite nice anyway. I'm aware that you're an hour ahead and probably want to be tucked up under your duvet! I wish we could communicate in a quicker manner than this!

Pisces - that's fire and water. So if we clash there'll be a letting off of steam. Fingers getting burned - all that stuff.
Let's be nice to each other. What's wrong with that?

Okay, let's talk tomorrow. Night night my lovely.

Nothing at all wrong with that. I thought that was what we were doing? I dont want to be anything other than nice to you - why do you think otherwise? Was it warm in France today. Here it was grey, gloomy and rainy. Your offer seemed even more tempting today!

Ok. Night,night

I just dont feel we've ended this conversation on a very nice note. I think its the fault of the lack of speed of communication and things being in the wrong place, but I dont want you to give up on me after you've managed to get under my skin like you have - so please do talk to me tomorrow ok?

Brian, I've had to get up out of bed again, to come and leave you this message. I think the world of you, so lets carry on talking, as we've been, Sweetheart, because i couldnt bear to fall out with you. and if you're up before me in the morning, leave me a little hello message and that will start my day just right! Heaps of love, Liz xx

Looks like I'm up first so I'll get your coffee for you! It was nice to wake up in your arms this morning. Be quiet. This is my fantasy ok so talk to me later Liz x

Hi Liz,
Just woken up to a rather miserable rainy day, here on the Cote D'Azur.
Read your last couple of mesaages and of course we'll continue to talk and have fun - wherever did you get the idea that I had changed in any way?
Remember, tho' that eveyone can read this so we have to keep that in mind. If you want to talk via e-mail, I suppose we could. I noticed others have swapped e-mail addresses. They warn each other, swap the address on another "channel" such as "Non Fiction" and go from there.
Just off to make myself some brekky and catch the news. Talk to you again soon.
Brixx

Hiya. Good I'm glad we're still mates! I had to eat some breakfast this morning as I need to go to the gym and I passed out once because I hadnt eaten breakfast first! I dont want you to think that I'm some fitness fanatic because I'm not, I'm not some skinny stick, I've still got curves! Anyway, a certain person is annoyed with me cos he wants to get in the study, so I'll have to catch you later. I'd happily swap email addresses but he also reads my emails! Oops now he's read part of this - oh well the sh*t will hit the fan now. Anyway, can I get a seperate email address on the same network thing? I managed to download my poem yesterday.I'll have to talk to you later, it looks like I'm about to be marmelised! Dont worry. I'm tougher than I look. liz x

Hi Bri! I'm ok. David asked if I was up to something and I said 'I wish.' Then he got all stroppy and threw his toys out of the pram and said he didnt trust me which is a bit much, as I've honestly never cheated in the whole 15 years! Been tempted, yes, but never have, which is more than most my mates have done! Anyway at lunchtime he come and asked if I want a CD player put in my car. That's his usual trick. Things dont look good, so he throws money at it, instead of looking for the problem! At long last he's pushed off to his office for two hours. Good he can stay there for the rest of the day and that will please me greatly! Now you see what a horrid person I am.

Anyway, hope you're having a nice day. Oh yes. Can I get another email address on this Pc for myself only, as he's opened all my emails today as usual, then I would talk to you more!

I told my mum and she said are you having an affair and I said yes, a literary one and she laughed and said that sounds ok then!