Number Crunch the Infinitely Mysterious...

Hi! I am Number Crunch the Infinitely Mysterious. I exist only on the World Wide Web as a peripheral being to the entity known as Jamie Evans. I am the Grand Mage of the Place of Infinite and Occult Understanding, the reason I am the Grand Mage is that I am in fact the only member of the Place of Infinite and Occult Understanding. I believe that the physical universe is an illusion created by tax collectors to make us think we owe them money and that after death we will all be transported to the Infinite Realm of the Mind and attain what the Bhudist teachings describe as Nirvana. Or something like that anyway... I also do a lot of magic. Well, that's an overstatement, actually I study a lot of magic but actually DOING it is not something to be taken lightly so I don't do it much. (No double entendre intended). But on the surface I'm just a normal guy. I like watching sit-coms and listening to music and stuff like that. And the surface is what everyone sees so that's what counts...

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