h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't you hate those days when even your thoughts won't help you?

Sorry, I was miles away. What were we talking about?

Hmmmm... I seem to have lost the thread, for now..

I'm sure we'll pick it up sooner or later. In the meantime, we'll have to settle for inane chatter.

More inane chatter?

Do you think me Matt needs another wash?

Well, I'm sure on somethread or other Fizzymouse wondered if the Matt was covered in dinosaur poo. Maybe a wash is indicated.

You read that too? Hah!

Best quality dinosaur poo, if you don't mind!

*shakes her Matt*

In the garden, if you please.

I'm so sick of being feeble and unwell.

But never mind. Weekend now. Lazy day tomorrow, a bit of shopping on Sunday - or possibly the other way around. Haven't decided yet.

*drags in her clean Matt*


Hey! It's the weekend

As long as you have clean clothes and food in, just take it easy

I need to wash the clothes and get some food in. I'm bored already.

So you have to make w*rk for yourself

I think I'll call lying down with a book 'work'.

It is work if you have to hold up the book to read

I'll have to turn the pages, too...

Pages can be rather heavy.

It's almost as though they're made of wood.

I've heard about that.. Some even say that real leather is used, too.

Most of my books are safe for vegans.

Ah! Lucky if they become peckish