h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alsoran, he is a hootoo researcher of the worst kind, a manipulator and cyber stalker who stays just within the boundaries of the house rules.
I will not name him, because THAT would break the house rules

Nope, that's a trollop...

A troll is someone who intentionally stirs up trouble in Internet forums.

Dear Christiane,

A troll is someone who actively jumps in and disrupts threads with their mean comments. You will find out more here: <./>HouseRules</.>

This leads to others getting very angry, which can cause flaming - which is also against the House Rules

I don't think it would be proper for anyone to name a troll, unless that person is already causing problems in a thread. Happily that is not happening here

Btw, I've never heard of a loose woman being called a troll before


love,

lil xxx

Ooops!!


I didn't see the other red dot. I see Prof and Yarreau have already given explanations


lil xx

Do we need a smiley?

Now *that* would be really kewl, Mala!!

a troll type smiley

I see a trollhe might go away

oh no, are you all talking about me again?

No, we're actually talking about a female:

Troll, the ancient Yuletide Carol!

ah, good

I suppose I've missed the party ....... should I just begin cleaning the place up then?

Not at all, darling Sister

You get in there and let him feel your presence

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Well I don't think he's very tactful ... may I remind you that my cat died earlier this year .... and she was called Jonesy ...... I'll bet he snores too .... Jonesy was the worst snorer in our house - and that's saying something.


Still ... when my Jonesy arrived we were told she'd never survive and she was with us for 13+ years so maybe he'll be the same and stick around too

Then he is well named Jonesy


How do we keep him here, oh, devoted Hootoo Sister

What we need is a binding spell .... then we can bind him to the site. Or the from the court would do just as well.

I think 2legs has used the , it seems to be holding Jonesy to threads at the moment

Oh if we get him trapped in threads he'll have no clear means of escape so we can save the binding spell for an emergency.

I knew you would come up with a cunning plan, likkul !

Well that's my stock in trade dear, cunning plans are my speciality ... that and unexplained 'accidents'.

Build him a maze! You mice are good at that