h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

g'night

Bad things come in fours, lil, cos I'm going to give you this:



If you need a skinhead any time, let me know Though TB is right; 'Someone robbed VC and V? Wow, they were brave' was my first thought too!

Half a pack!

Sympathy on the ill luck.

hi lil
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hope today is better than yesterday,for you and yours.
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when i get up i always think, whats going to go wrong today, and hope its nothing lol.
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weathers reasonable,im still not rich, but still plodding on lol
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two out of hree aint bad for a start lol jimbob xxx

I know exactly when my bad luck started - Nov' 1949 when me dad got randy, co's 9mth later I was born

Too much information, Prof!

Sorry to hear your Hubby took one up the rear end. Hope he's not too sore!

He's said, he's feeling a little stiff today

You could offer to rub it better for him...

I just might do that

I was going to post some witty response, but the phone rang and I've forgotten what I was going to say

any got something to do...

*s off to email VC his 10 camels offer*

*giggles*

Well, here's hoping it doesn't get caught in her spam filter.

Spam is made from camels? I thought it was from ham...

It depends on where you are, obviously you can't make spam from pork in islamic or jewish countries. Luckily camels are often found in those same countries.

Why can't you?

I thought they weren't allowed to eat pig?

It's well known that ham and bacon come from a Sainsbury.

(I know - I saw it on Terry and June!)

yup and labour relations are the people who come to you when you're having a baby.

Nah, it's your father-in-law who comes to help you when you want to put up a new fence.

somebody take a fence ??

Ooooh, you wanna be careful or you'll get ed. After all it's a crime to knowing sell stollen goods, e.g. those German cakes with the marzipan.