h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I got my computer back from repair under warranty, and on starting it up found a virus on the thing...

Nope..

.. the only virus my PC has, is my Hubby!!

triple X are mints aren't they?

Oh!! They are the ones that make you

try sucking 2 and then a drink of cold water, your mouth will love you for ever

Try sucking a mint, while drinking ...it's not bad actually. Prefer liquorice myself though....

Hah!!

I see we have gone off topic, already!!

only co's I've never seen porn flavoured mintsXXX

Hah!

What was the topic lil? And I wonder what is the record for going off topic. We can't help being led astray, as we are simple feeble minded males...

daren't go any further on that one

I can't remember now!!.. You've made me forget!!

You were making us all cheese on toast *nods yes to underline it really is true*

I was?


OOohhh!! Okay..

*s into the kitchen!!*..


*smoke alarm goes off*


I hope you like it well done!

cough!cough! can't see for smoke

And a dash of wocheshire sauce please!

I have never eaten a smoke alarm..is this the new "thing"

they're not bad Steve, but you have to leave the transistors at the side of the plate

Only a dash of worcestershire sauce??

Don't you like it a little stronger??

soy sauce