h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Air Yorkshire, we still use rubber bands wound up

And washing up bottles for the fuel

save gas, fart in a jar

Prof!!

, wont use that airline...flights are too bumpy...

eat more beans! britain needs the gas!

Aww; so glad they are OK. It just makes me feel, in the words of the song:

"Life is very short & there's no time, for fussing & fighting my friends"

zdt

Hello Terriandyoda...hows things?...

If you farted into a jar and then closed the jar very quickly, and then came back a while later and opened the jar, would there be another fart as the gas was released from the jar?

only smarties have the answer(says so on telly)??

hiya folks would have been here earlier, reading a good book, seemed appropriate for the current topic, book's calle "Bubbles in the Bath", by Ava Wyndybotom.






ok, I'll get me coat now.------------>

conserve toilet roll, use both sides(and if scrooge tight)the edges as well

Toilet Rolls.. Prof...I would prefer to call them Management Payslips...

Sorry to lower the tone of this extremely intelligent conversation, but has anyone ever tried setting fire to their farts with a lighter?

err! heard it oncenot actually seen it done though

Amazing what the human body is capable of in times of great hardship or stress. We walk around all day with a built-in flamethrower so if we're under attack or need to warm up a confined space, then we can just let one go and as long as we have a lighter at hand, hey presto! Instant flames to fry the trouser legs off that mugger about to steal our wallet or our mobile phone, and instant warmth for a few seconds in a very small space. There really is no end to human capacity for self-preservation is there?

believe it or not, but in my teens at school
we had a kid who could let one go, at anytime he was asked
ie:do one and Phart! out it came
never known one since

This ones in answer to Lil.

Can you imagine how my mum feit when the local policeman came knocking on her door at 10pm on a sat night to tell her I was in Dartford Hospital with a dislocated left hip and road rash all down my back after having an accident at Brands Hatch that day , and could he help her to the nearest call box to talk to the hospital?

Hi Arnold...In 2002 I got a call to say my youngest son was in hospital in the ICU and needed me to ID him. Got there and surgeons were about to amputate both legs below the knee.(He had pranged his brother's car).
I recognized him straightaway, even tho he was surrounded by a huge medical team and had tubes, masks, blood everywhere.
Luckily a top surgeon was on duty and managed to save his legs. His mum, my ex, abused the life out of me, even tho Chris was grown up and living with his Fiancee.
Anyway, never again. and I would not wish that on anyone. sorry for this long posting but my heart, as does many others in hootoo, goes out to lil.

I was afraid to post anything anywhere yesterday To lil