h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah! Well I seem to have answered that anyway do I not? Bad pay, I do not think I will be buying my own place until the rich boyfriend turns up!

And its my english not yours, it is getting better but still weak in some areas plugging the gaps though!

It's with people like yourself and B'Elana, who's english seems perfect, that I forget there are many around for whom it's not a first language. So as I've told her, please never be shy to ask for information.

So a question, in your current country, how proper is it to find a rich old man and be taken care of?

I think here in england it is frowned upon but still happens !

I have to go deal with the little children now! but maybe I will see you again later no? Have a very nice day reverend!

You try to have some nice parts of the day, dear. I'll be around.

Just worked out why I couldnt get through to mike, bad hand writing! I think I have confused a very nice sounding young man, never mind. On referral to the original what I thought was a 2 was infact a 5. One more person thinks I am mad...

Heh heh heh, soon you'll have enough to start your own Mad Lab Fan Club. Of course I would never think you mad, I'm far too deranged to notice.

*curvy lady bits, on the other hand, I DO notice *

I could not stop laughing when I realised he must have got the couple of messages from me aswell... Problem was this guys phone was on orange aswell, so when leaving messages I would not notice a difference! Right! Try new improved number shall I?

Orange? Sorry, I only use the mobiles to call voice-to-voice. Never paid for other text or web services. But sure, try again. Who knows, you may find a retired, wealthy country doctor.

Orange is a mobile network like BT Cellnet and Vodaphone etc

He had an answerphone too! Aiii!

That is if it is him this time and not a wealthy doctor...

Do you realize how difficult it has been to work, walk and drive with fingers, toes and eyes crossed this long, hoping it WAS a wealthy retired doctor?

Sorry! So how are you today reverend? The children are gone until monday so it is just me and mama in the house

My friend on the phone sends you an *unexpected prod* I hope you understand him at least

Heh heh heh, if it's a friend with long dark hair, then yeah, the unexpected prod IS expected.

We're doing fine and just the usual week-end domestic chores, cleaning, hoovering, laundry, bits of yard trimmings. But nothing too strenuous. What're you doing with your brief respite from the hellions?

Yes, it is him.... I shall try not to dwell on what is going on

Oh, I spent most of the day with the closest thing to a platinum charge card I own and some friends buying up the shopping centre

Hmmm, well I went out to buy a 100' of fencing and wire, and added an unexpected front-gate/arbor. Priced in your terms from 89 pound to 55, the last of last-year's stock. Wrought-iron, looks fabulous. Unfortunately, it also was my own platinum-card, so I'll face it really soon.

So, did you buy me something really ?

Oh!

Do you look nice in pink? Would you like a ?

I really don't think pink is a terribly macho-manly-colour. And even if I'm not all of that, still doesn't quite suit me. But I do appreciate the offer.

It's already late for you, but any plans for the rest of the week-end, or any seriously fun stuff in the near future? I'd like to think the youth of the land(s) still enjoy life....

Are teachers allowed to have fun?

Today was all the main fun having, tommorow I am going to visit two friends of mine I think you already know, one having long dark hair who sent you an unexpected prod ( yes still unsure of that) I am going to try and drag them funwards with me!

Sounds like a fine idea. They could use a bit of the lighter-side, eh? Do have a load of laughs, perhaps tell me about it later. (Should the censors bar it from here, you DO have the e-mails... )

Gotta go and put the finishes to our supper. Relax and enjoy your evening, lady. and a

*PS: A friend is always trying to me, thinks there's a full-scale closet about me*

A closet?? Does he keep clothes in you? Oh! I am more confused now!

I shall tell you if I get anywhere, have a nice evening yourself reverend

I've heard it said that some water-throwing-about happened. A fun time had by all?