h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was on the phone to Pete earlier, and I think he thinks my family is mad now... oopsy

Errrr, do I ask why? Or is that too personal or an e-mail kinda thingey?

No! It was when I told him I was hiding from my noisy mad family in the spare room, and started telling him about my cousin who seemed to be living with us for no apparent reason and hiding under my bed ( ? why anyone? ) and then running around screaming with my mobile or whatever else she feels like taking, and my younger sister playing loud music..... see my point?

Well, it only sounds like Marilyn of the Munster family, many years ago. And that was accepted, wasn't it?

Well he probably thinks I am mad anyway, so my family fits !

And where-ever would he get that notion? *envisions nearly non-existent attire, 3 closets demolished in sequence, ... copious quantities of *

I really AM starting to like you, girl.

I hope not for the wrong reasons!

Nope, I don't think so, oh-so-much-younger single-lady, says the decrepit ancient married Vicar.

Really is that so

Oh, you can probably ask a dozen or so ladies about the hootoo, I'm a (mostly) harmless old lech.

Mostly harmless? Hmmm I am not so sure, I will investigate!

*Puts on trench coat and fake moustache and hat*

Ummm, those red stilleto heels do clash with the trench-coat, ya know?

*subtly kicks them off*

*bad french accent* I am sorry sir, do I know you?

Hmmm, even without the spikes, the trench-coat that only reaches to, errrr, there, ... those legs DO look familiar.....

(more likely if I wore a proper trench coat without heels it qould trail on the floor!)

which way to London sir? I a simple frenchman am lost in this here country

*that petite or short, eh? now am curious*

Well, monsieur, from here, two left turns take you to Highway 401. Take ze west exit, and in about 3 hours, you shall find London. Ontario that is, but the closest one I know of.

I shall follow zese instructions, thank you kindly sir

*I am half Japanese!*

*and from Jack's nickname as mentioned, you must be quite a lovely blend*

And please do observe the speed limits? They are about to put photo-radar equipped coppers back on the road for those with ze heavy feetses.

*Anyway, hootoo is really kicking up again, even with the higher-grade of broad-band, so I'll say g'night. Pass my reguards to Lil as well, please?*

(He has a silver tongue that boy!)

*shuffles off*

(I will, goodnight reverend!)

Nope, not silver, however, ...