h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The *frenchman* shuffles around, glancing back to see if the rev is watching every so often, looking a little lost*

*sigh. takes ze french-man's hand and leads him to the waiting taxi-cab*

*Ze frenchman in ze trenchcoat looks a little confused*

*ze frenchman straightens his moustache and says "Thankyou kind sir" *

*climbs into the driver's seat, ensuring ze french-man in the trench-coat is comfy, puts the taxi into gear, ... and away to London....*

*this could almost get a bit , ya know? *

How's your day treating you, lady?

.... ???


Ok so far!

You do realize, of course, that unless or until a picture or a more definitive description is forth-coming, I'm gonna have some confused images of the multi-blooded, mustache-wearing, super-model Mercenary?

maybe thats a good thing

Ya think? I can have a very active and diverse (perverse ?) imagination.

Alright then, I shall flatter myself

*eyelash batting*

A petite lady with a rounded spanish figure and long dark hair with that permenant tan look skin

what do you think?

I would say that sounds quite pleasing to the eye and not very far from what I was already picturing. Except still was trying to blend a bit of Japanese traits to the features.

Thats the hight and the rough dark hair and the shape of my big eyes

Ahhh, and so with the picture completed, formulates the appropriate response, ...

and



And so onwards, ... when does your w*rking day end, good lady?

Ah so you forget so quickly! School teacher = school holidays!

It's this old-age, decrepitude I guess, as my pic must've shown. The mind doesn't always track well.

So then, aside from Lab antics, how've you been filling the days?

hiding from the little children

So then you don't have a cauldron simmering in case any come knocking on the cottage door, eh?

I can appreciate. I don't bring work home when I take a brief vacation either.

But i have a little sister & cousin running about- and guess who is preferred discipliner and babysitter!

Oh yes, the still-at-home-until-the-rich-boyfriend happening. For that, I've no helpful suggestions, dear girl. Atleast none in good taste for a (presumeably) proper lady.

Does your working-season provide enough finance for other domicile?

A teachers pay in this country is very poor.... lets not discuss that

domicile? Humour me, what does that mean?

The place where you reside. Sorry, I forget often that having been a school drop-out, I've read very much about nearly everything. And so have one helluva vocabulary and broad spectrum of knowledge. Not a master really of any, but a smattering in lots of areas.