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Welcome, . The Red Cupboard holds many secrets.
Oh my sticky friend
you adhesify my soul
and make wonders bright
~Milo Sylva
Tonight's my first night as watchdog,
And here it is Christmas Eve.
The childeren are sleepin' all cozy upstairs,
While I'm guardin' the stockin's and tree.
What's that now—footsteps on the rooftop?
Could it be a cat or a mouse?
Who's this down the chimney?
A thief with a beard—
And a big sack for robbin' the house?
I'm barkin', I'm growlin', I'm bitin' his butt.
He howles and jumps back in his sleigh.
I scare his strange horses, they leap in the air.
I've frightened the whole bunch away.
Now the house is all peaceful and quiet again,
The stockin's are safe as can be.
Won't the kiddies be glad when they wake up tomorrow
And see how I've guarded the tree.
~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up
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