h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

be in bed?

I will be soon... Actually, it's only just gone 7pm.

Here, have some .

Oh...no thanks...I'm thinking of my figure... *pats hips and frowns*


So it's only 7.00pm? hmmm...I think you should have had your tea by now then...what did you have?

I'm not thinking of my figure - it never thinks of me, so why should I?

This evening's gourmet delight was a chicken sandwich. Anything else felt like too much bother. Tomorrow I might make more of an effort.

(I'll be putting you on the friends list, by the way.)

Last night, I had a minced beef and onion pie and a slice of bread. I don't have much of an appetite when it gets warm (although it has cooled down quite a bit thankfully)

As for the hips thingy...I think my bottom has joined in the fun too. Looks like I'll really have to work hard and the gym to get it back into trim!!

I'll put you on my friends list too. Thank you

It's good to see you back here.

There, that's healthier. Sort of.

On that note, I think I need to go and put my feet in hot water. New boots, with obvious results...

oooooh Painfull.

I'll eat the strawberries...thanks Ivan!!! Oh, btw...put some moisturiser on after the bath...helps wonders with the blisters

There wasn't any moisturiser handy, but there was some of that lovely Dettol cream, which I suppose is close enough. Now there are about 10 Elastoplasts on each foot, in an effort to avoid yesterday's blood-filled-sock incident.

I bet that's just exactly what you wanted to read about.

oh, especially first thing in the morning

But just think how fortunate you are, to have socks and other footwear undaubed with haemoglobin... Aren't you lucky?

Yes...but I had a belly button full of blood back in March...lots and lots of blood...the wound wouldn't close after my op and kept on ooozing blood. Went through 3 dressings in 2 hours

You win...

I've never dealt terribly well with blood. As I told 'em when I had my last blood test, it isn't the needle that bothers me, it's the knowledge that something that is supposed to be inside is being brought out even though I still quite need it where it was.

Needles!!!! *faints*

*wonders how to revive a fainting person*

*nibbles while thinking*

*opens an eye slightly*

*leaves some more almost but not quite within reach*

*ahem* *clears throat*


Hows the head?

Rather sore, just at the moment. That would be because of the large amount of rum that I poured into it last night... It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Oh dear...I missed this convo!!


Forgiveness is requested!!!

Granted, my child.

*makes sign of the hoover*

Anyway, you've been busy with that deranged individual and his theological absurdities. He's the sort of person who makes me wish I had a pet Inquisition of my very own.