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Post 161

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

I think he is gone now, he looked normal enough, was just checking things outsmiley - erm

I have seen some terrible stuff at C*nterl*nk I felt very sorry for the staff...they are only following the ruls after all, not their fault if things go wrong


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Post 162

Ivan the Terribly Average

Most of the rules are terrible, too. The staff have no say in how things are run, and most of them can see the injustice of the system. However, the staff aren't allowed to have opinions on these matters; it's all part of being good drone-like public servants. As you can imagine, stress levels are pretty high.

It's all just another reason for wanting a change of career.


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Post 163

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

that sounds terrible, poor people, how does anyone stand it?

becoming a librarian sounds better an better


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Post 164

Ivan the Terribly Average

I coped with being on counter by thinking that if I wasn't there to help the people who needed help, they'd run the risk of seeing someone who wouldn't try to get around the rules as much as possible. It is possible to subvert from the inside, to a certain extent, as long as all decisions can be backed up with references to legislation, and complete paperwork.

What other people do I can't be sure, but a lot of my colleagues drink. A lot. Others place their faith in Prozac.


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Post 165

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

working from within, that is the way to go, so many rules and regs, it would easy to baffle with bullsh*tsmiley - laugh just thinking in circles I suppose

I wondered how they coped, seems most don't, but is stuck, need money to do sommat different, but need the job to get the moneysmiley - erm

I need to go to smiley - zzz
had a few an a few to many ==~, but I will probably still be babbling for a while, afterall tonight is friday for mesmiley - laugh


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Post 166

Ivan the Terribly Average

I must have gone into a coma roughly at the same moment as you made that last post.

I keep doing my grotty job because I need the money to do this course (or some other course) and there's no other easy way to get the money. Well, there is, over in the dodgy part of town, but I'm a bit too old for that and I do have the vague tatters of moral standards.

Never mind, today wasn't too bad - the mainframe crashed, so it was the perfect excuse to do very little.


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Post 167

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

yeah I toddled of to bed not long after that post

I did very little today, visited the library, finally, didn't get to go last week, so I needed a fixsmiley - laugh
wandered around town
napped
oh, I did do the dishes
but forgot to vote as I am working next saturday I have to pre vote

got to love them mainframes


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Post 168

Ivan the Terribly Average

Ah, voting. Got home tonight to find 5 leaflets about the federal election, and seven about the territory election (16 October) clogging the letterbox. I'm sick of it... Two weekends in a row... smiley - erm

I still haven't cleaned the kitchen. I really can't be bothered tonight. Tomorrow, maybe.


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Post 169

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

I don't even want to think about voting, I really don't understand how the senate vote thingy works, so I will probably just close my eyes an number all the boxes at random

if you can't see the mess then does it exsist?


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Post 170

Ivan the Terribly Average

The mess exists, all right. I can't move in the kitchen without walking into stuff. That'll teach me to clear out cupboards when I can't be bothered to put things away again...

As for the senate - I start with the most repellant candidate and work backwards. This was great fun when I lived in Adelaide - I got to write '57' against Vanstone on a regular basis. Most therapeutic.


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Post 171

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

smiley - laugh good strategy, might use it
your kitchen sounds like our spare room...althogh it was cleanedup for the guests 2 weeks ago, but already the mess is starting to build againsmiley - erm
I just keep the door shut


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Post 172

Ivan the Terribly Average

I could keep the kitchen door closed - but then I wouldn't be able to get to the lav. That could be a (worse) problem. smiley - wah

My mother has two rooms that she never goes into, because she can't open the doors for all the stuff she's piled in there. Who knows what it all is... One of these days she'll clear it all out, and I'm dreading to think what she'll find.


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Post 173

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

maybe a million dollarssmiley - biggrin
or some rare piece of art....

got to go survivor is on shortly, it is the only reality show I watch,an I am addictedsmiley - ermsmiley - weirdsmiley - biggrin, I don't even watch soapy stuff

might be back later if you are still on

smiley - grovel dont think to badly of me for likeing survivor


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Post 174

Ivan the Terribly Average

Survivor? smiley - yikes

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Your secret is safe with me... smiley - winkeye

I'm about to watch the rest of 'Animal Crackers'. See you later...


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Post 175

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

twas a good episode, double ejection smiley - yikes
I am sooooo ashamedsmiley - blush but I just can't help myself........smiley - biggrin


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Post 176

Ivan the Terribly Average

smiley - laugh

I can't say I've ever seen an episode, so I really shouldn't condemn the show. I just prefer my telly to be non-real, if you follow me.

I still haven't finished watching Animal Crackers. I couldn't stay awake last night. As soon as the weather's finished I'll watch the rest. (It's either that or politics on telly tonight, and I can't face any more politics...)


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Post 177

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

I voted to day, what a depressing thing, did your trick though went from 54 backwards under the line then just randomly did the rest, not a good thing but probably what everyone else does anywaysmiley - ermsmiley - laugh


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Post 178

Ivan the Terribly Average

It's always easy to find a few dozen vile creatures to put last, and a few less vile creatures to put at numbers 1-10; it's the leftovers that I get all random with. They're usually nonentities anyway.


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Post 179

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

didn't recognise any of the names except pauline hansonsmiley - erm that says alot or very little I think, I put the HEMP party first just for a laugh


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Post 180

Ivan the Terribly Average

I have no idea about most of the ACT senate candidates - I'll be putting certain distasteful parties last, a particular one first, and the rest... oh well, it'll all be over in a few days. smiley - smiley


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