h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Scott's Folkatorium has all kinds of stuff! I'll look there on Tuesday, if I get out that way!

well I'm impressed

I bought a Chinese vase, and a VE day newspaper last time I went!

really? we have loads of random chinese stuff for no apparent reason

This one was only semi-random. I was reading a book about the Milu, a very rare kind of deer, and I recognized the artwork on the vase as having a couple of them in it! It's sitting on the shelf by the book right now. I really like it, and the next time i get flowers, that's what they're going in.

I think it was originally a tobacco urn, but hey.

i hear someone's looking to buy some self-esteem, there's this stuff called, aw f*ck what was it called....alcohol, that was it and they reckon if you drink enough of it your loaded with the stuff! i think the side effects had something to do with wearing your trousers on your head though so i dunno.

scruff x

Hey scruff! Well, I tried that, problem is I get drunk very quickly.... and when I get very drunk it just makes everything worse.... yes so anyway... Never worn my trousers on my head though

ah probably not the best remedy to try then. i'll keep a look out though, there's probably some others out there that don't make you think your funny when you give your neighbours car a traffic cone hat.

scruff x

I'm trying to remember the last time I saw it....... well must've been......... no........ er... hang on well...... No cant remember, I will do soon damn, please dont write TRY HARDER NEXT TIME on my report........ have I failed? I will remember! er....... yes well anyway......

lol bless u'r cottons u big eejit....now try and remember where you had it last.

scruff x

oh wait you already were, o.k then try and remember what you were doing when you last had it.

scruff x

lets see......... er........ well.. *thinks very hard* Too hard!

no no astro physics is hard, spelling dissastablishmentarianismationalisationism (which is a word i partially made up to show a hard word to spell and so i can claim it it doesn't matter when someone tells me i spelt it wrong) is hard. reading this really badly put together post is probably quite hard. u can remember! i believe in yooooou!

scruff x

I can't remeber when I last had mine, I think it was probably in my first year at infant school

We-ell...... Have you checked under your bed? Mind you I checked there and all I found was fluff and a big spider that glared at me. That is I checked under my bed not yours...... Moving on........

Well, there went my last bit- 53% on my calculus exam, and the first two questions weren't covered in any depth in the book!

hey its better to get a lower mark and improve on it than to get a high one and become over confident and let it drop I think. You can learn from your mistakes though eh?

*sneezes*