h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there Wesley Tofflemeister Flimby


Thabky you for the small welcome on your personal space, I have never been known to turn down a cup of . Well now I'm here I would like to welcome you to h2g2 the friendliest site around .

I think I had better introduce myself I'm Lightman one of the site's Aces, we are volunteers who's pleasure it is to welcome new researchers like your good self, and make sure that you are OK. Guiding you around this fantastic site, or just be someone to talk to.

Wondering about how to place smiley pictures, just click on any smiley picture or <./>Smiley</.> which will take you to a page which shows all of the smileys.

To help here is a list of some useful information.

Clicking on the 'My Space' button takes you to your Personal Space, which shows information about any guide entries which you have contributed to, as well as conversations you've posted in.

If at any time you wish to change your personal details, Clicking 'Preferences', or going to the <./>UserDetails</.> page will let you change your name, e-mail address, password or preferred skin.

There is even one skin designed for Digibox users click on A948602 to find out more.

This is just the beginning. When you are ready you can explore even more. Before I go Remember the words <./>DontPanic</.> If you joined for fun or to write an entry for the Edited guide, if need any help just reply to this message, I will come as soon as I'm on line. Or please contact any other <./>ACE</.> from the drop down list.

All the best.
Lightman

Hi, Lightman.

It's nice to meet you.

What kind of tea strikes your fancy
(or lightly brushes it, if you're not into contact sports )?

I have wild blackcurrant, Earl Grey, Peach-Passionfruit,
and Strawberry-Kiwi.

Thanj you Earl Grey is my preference.

How do you like it?
With cream? Sugar? Amontillado?

Hi There.

Sorry Buisy RL.

The must be cold by now. May I have another Just milk please.

How are you finding h2g2?

Easily.

I have it bookmarked, so I just go straight to it.

Who knows what slime lurks in the heart of Most Evil Pumpkin?




Not even the Shadow knows!

(But I'm sure his minions are working on it)

Anyway, welcome to my Personal Space. I was sent to , and specifically H2G2, to help the Evil Army take over things generally. This was unfortunate, in a way, because I have no usable skills. I mean, look at me, I'm a , for heaven's sake. Except for the occasional Fairy Godmother who turns me into a coach ( and then only for six hours, tops), I don't get to meet any pretty girls or even leave the pumpkin patch.

Did anybody think these things through before they sent me?

Sheesh!