Corneto
Corneto, Corneto,
My name could be Izzard but then it could not.
My name could be Fire but then it could not.
I don't know so don't worry yourself.
I am a continuous ringing of the school bell
And you have to ensure all the doors and windows are closed
A small girl: Mummy, does God go to the bathroom?
Mummy : No, he doesn't need to. Why do you ask?
A small girl: Because this morning I heard Daddy knocking on the bathroom door saying:"Oh God, you still in there!"
Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm SO depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, God how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding.
Did you know that You can't be late until you show up.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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