h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Red

Some fan clubs are very difficult to kill ... I think this will be one of them.

Avenging


You say the nicest things! but we'll see!

I can live with it, whatever!

So, what have you been up to lately, Red?

Made a video film with some other folks, photography, bit of writing, felt sad, felt happy, bit of sleeping, bit of eating,driving, breathing, shouting at the telly when England played Azerbijan at soccer, shouting at the telly when we had the umpteenth report about that old bloke in the Vatican, bit of crap employment crap to keep the wolf from the door!

You?

Pretty much the same -- minus the video film, bit of writing, and shouting at the telly.

I've been keeping my life as dull as possible ... knitting up a linen sweater experiment, giving the cat his hourly massages, and thinking thoughts of nothing, real slow.

To give you an idea of how exciting my life is, my most interesting accomplishment this week was to simulate realistic pants on photos of children to be used on the side of a bus. I basically had to paint them in.

That sounds like quite an accomplishment!





No ... really! I know how hard that can be!





No ... I really, really mean that! I'm not *always* sarcastic ... jeez ...

Isn't it a bit dubious having pictures of children without pants in the first place?

You mean our own ... our beloved ... *our* AW is a ... is a ... say it ain't so!

You mean our beloved Redpeckhamthegratepompomwithknobson... what a mouthful!
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I'm one of your worshipping fans!

But hang on, she's not quite so***** if we're talking American pants (jeans), cos then they'd still be wearing their British pants(knickers). But if we're talking British pants then it would be ....Oh my giddy aunt!

Elwyn you're a brick!

*looks dubious about this brick business*
Thud, Dink, Thud?

*decides to savour it anyway*
Yah, I'm a brick.

Hey! Let's repair the chimney!

Shea wins prize for maddest comment in this club to date

Elwyn to be a 'brick' in Britain is a great compliment!

goodnight friends. I MUST go to bed or it will soon be time to get up!

Keep the chimney away from me!

Funny mad way of expressing...
*laughing*
G'night then, dear!

I am not a .... Jacko!

The children's pants were cut off abruptly at the waist in the photos, but we needed more image below that level ... all of which could have been avoided if the (insert disparaging name calling here) designer had made the photos larger in the first place .... but noooooooooooo!!! .... my job is to fix other people's -ups.


*Checks eBay for bargain used Pope-mobiles*

Sure... I believe ya

Yes, designers do have their flaws, but they mostly have interesting personalities.