h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nope, not met, but it's always nice to hear from everyone.

Not too much today, it's nice to have a qwuiet day.Especially after the rush.
Iain, youdo work for charity?
We've just had a 24 hour charity bash which raised money for an autistic children's playground. I don't like to see children suffer.

I guess that we are charity gatheres on this page, what do you think Tony?
Oh i am also having a rest myself today, for i am exhausted after all the ironing i have done lately.

Oh I was going to send my ironing to you. Does this I can't?

Well you can an send it by all means, but i can't give you a guarantee when it will be done to say.

That's not good enough, I'm afraid. I need a shirt for the dinner date tomorrow. just stop giving me these excuses and get on with it....oooopppss got carried away for a second there.

Oh pass it here then, well i just hope that you don't slop on it, cos i'm not washing it for you.

No No That's okay. Some one else has offered to do it now. You're too late. (sulk)
But this has not gone unnoticed and just wait until Christmas. When it's prezzie buying time. Oh yes. I have made notes.

Oh No i promise you that i won't make a crease, cos i know the person that is going to do it puts creases in where they shouldn't be.

Sorry but it kicked me out calling me an unknown hiker.

Anyway

You heart felt pleas have convinced me that to ignore you would be a criminal thing to do, and I have far too much humanity in my heart for that.You are back in my good books again

Oh that is good news so i am back in your good books again, well i promise i won't upset you ever again ( i even double that promise )

hey ey whoahoa nellie youv not finished washin me socks yet.

Yes i have they are in the dryer now
Do you want me to anything else while i'm drying them?

now that you mention it a nice foot massage wouldn't go amiss

Don't you dare, Nats. Let him massage his own feet. it's not the sort of job a lady of your calibre should be doing.

Well i don't know really for i am that kind of lady that will do anything.
I am sorry for the delay but i got booted out, and i have only just got back in.

You too, huh? I got the message welcome unknown hiker (?) Anyway, just waiting for some -one to come in and let me go home.
YYYYAAAYYY!!!!
Then it's two days off. Not in again until 10;30 Sat

Hiker, oh my! I get welcome new visitor.
It's a ing pain i cab tell you, one of these days i am going to kick it into orbit
Well i wish you luck Tony for your shift to end, and for your change over too.

He's just rang to say he's stuck waiting for a bus and will be late.
Just my luck.

Oh dear i bet you are going ape now.

Well there's nothing much I can do about it. Cannot leave, as transmissions are involved. Still all part of the job, you know. One of those things.