h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sits down holding his chest*

other people don't drink


oh my GOD!!!!!

I am "hit" by Brit so I drink and never

some logic:
a eats
a human eats
so humans are s

another one
squirrrel eat nuts
I am nuts
so squrrels eat nutty humans

and because humans are , squirrels eats so squirrels are realy s

*blinks*

do not blink to long, because as associated logicaly challenged person I might see opertunity to pheloxionfuse you even more!

hands Cal a lazy chair... before brain fry

Oh good. Somebody finaly made a fan club to somebody who is worthy, rather than some stupid idiot with strange hair.

*Wanders in, waves to Jack*

*Looks for a safe corner for when people start getting weird *

Over here Yael, I've saved you a seat.

*whisper* Are you sure it's safe?

Sure it is, see.

*GB sits on the chair and shrinks into oblivion.*

*Reads sign on chair: 'Chair of Nothingness - Approach With Caution'*

*Approaches with caution*

*Suddenly appears in a seated position over a standing pool cue.*

*Reading small print on the sign: 'Sitting on this chair may cause immediate disappearance and/or extreme pain'*

I don't think I'll sit here...

Is there a doctor here? I need help.

*Turns around* Oh there you are kid! That looks painful.

Oddly enough it feels painful too.