h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

....wanna scratch it for me?

We-ell..........

it's just here....*points* on my left shoulder blade and I can't reach it!

*moves up behind you and throws his arms round you suddenly*

is it Reeeeeeeeeeally bad?

Jack!!!!!!!


Let go!!!!!


*squirms back against Jack in the hope of scratching the itch*

Is it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY bad? *giggles* *sympathetically scratches the itch*

Oooooooh........ *closes eyes in complete pleasure*


Now that was GOOD!!!!!

Well, some are easily pleased

well, you know me

and you think you know me

Oh, I don't think I do....not in the slightest....perhaps one day I might

scary! care to conduct an interview ? I may even answer the question if I dont get dragged away again...........

Charlie around then is he? *waves to Charlie*



ooooh....now what COULD I ask.....



hmmm....tricky one this one...







*thinks*







*thinks some more*








*and a little more*










I know!!!!!



So how do you like your eggs?

No just people trying to make me work *tuts*

So, how do I like me eggs eh? Hmmmmmm.......... *thinks* Well I dont mind em fried, but I do like poached too.......... *giggle* seriously now i have a interview question for you.........




































how do YOU liek your eggs? *giggle* well thats one interview question, tell you what I'll give you 5 which I PROMISE to answer truthfully, howzat?

fertilized!!!!!!






oooh....a whole 5 questions?! one of which is already taken.

hmm....I'm going to have to think long and hard over these......catch ya tomorrow!!!

*giggle8 ok see ya tommorow, think hard about it!

I promise I will!

*giggle* *waits to see *

hey....it's much harder than you think!




*ponders*






hmmmmmmm......*scratches head*




Is there a time limit on this?

Come on, anything! maybe a time limit will appear!