h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry to butt in, just that your name caught my eye, as it asked if anyone was out there in the darkness... Well as you can see from my name, I'm bathed in it...
Hope you are well..
Bright blessings....

Thankyou! The darkness was entirely my fault I have to admit.... well mostly anyway, anyone got a torch? cant see to well...

I've got a torch but prefer candlelight, it doesn't show my wrinkles the same...

The Darkness I refer to are the band of that name... Hence the last bit of the name making a reference to Justins flames tattoo...

but where do they end? *mops up his drool* anyway by and by....

i've no idea, but i'm on a mission to find out.....
i hear he had his wotsit pierced but has removed it for now.... ouch...
let me pour you a luv....

I know! I heard that too! OUCH! Christ I'd never do that not even if people paid me millions! can we make this a joint mission? *accepts drink gratefully*

the more the merrier eh....
it's bad enough he has his nipple pierced.... ouch....
i'm not stickin' owt in my s....

have another

*winces* me neither thanks, nooooo peircings thanks

well got me ears done, two in each, but nowhere else ......
deffo no clit rings......
need a thinking bout that....

nasty!

the ring yeah.... me clit, no, had a bath....

*rolls eyes* Oh very clever, yes thankyou very good. Silly girl

so are you armed with your magnifying glass and rubber gloves, ready to take on the challange of the flames.....

I'm a ready, we should definatly do this trip search

where shall we begin????????

think we're getting closer here, just seen justins arse..... wow...
hasn't he got great legs, albiet slightly hairy, they're not rough looking dark hairy, more blonde..... sexeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

ooooooooohhh......

get this weeks kerrang mag and see for yourself.....

its in there? ....... must....... buy....... mag........ or at least gawp in shop........

it's a must buy luv... trust me.... get it tomorrow before they all go........ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm