h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is about my phone


No I havent lost it already


No I havent broken it


Yes it still works


The dog hasnt buried it no


Yes I even have it with me


Just not sure where the sim card is


I fiddle with my phone and flip it open and shut, and take the sim card and battery out occasionally so I can fiddle with them. now I dont know where it is! and you cant ring a sim card


Yes I know stupid arent I


This'll teach me


Probably




anyone seen my sim card?


Jack - dazed and confused and ready for nothing

x

*tries not to laugh*



*can't help himself*





have you checked down the back of the sofa?

Your welcome to laugh, it was a pretty pratish thing to do yes I have checked there, since most things are usually there. It wasnt damn

*grins* now dare I say it



Yes I dare


Where was the last place you had it

*wipes tears from my eyes*

I haven't laughed like that in ages!!





Oh Jack!!


You are

Oh the sim card, well I remember fiddling with it whilst sitting/slumping on the bed, but I checked thoroughly through all the blankets and on the floor, cant see it care to helpp me search

ooooohhhhhhhhhh





Of course

*grins hi lil

Oh Jack, you're so silly. *cuddle* My brother's girlfriend lost her sim card a while ago... not sure if she ever found it...

Is it in your sock?

Check under the bed Jack.. Inside the pillow cases.. The clothes you were wearing, (if any), also check Charlie... He may have it stuck to the cheeks of his arse...

In the dim dark corners of dust under the bed, through where all the dust dost collect,
round under teh dirty luandry where cotton threads to exist,
at the back of the armchar under a old copy of the local freeby paper,
for where there be dust, then sym card also there be
oh heck, looks like that dog just burried it underneath that tree! and I thought I* was haivng trubble with my sym card and three mobile phones none of which appear to work properly if you have a duvet on the bed, has it managed to get inside the duvet like between the duvet cover and the duvet? or caught up in the pillow cases? I'm getting so annoyed with my m mobile phone situeation at the moment I'm seriously considering just aying 'hang it all' and giving up on those phones I curently have and just go out and pay a fortune for a brand new one maybe it was stolen by alienes?

hey


I never nicked it *sulk*

I bet you did, I bet you stole it in order to lure Jack back to your sordid alien love nest

shhhhhhhhh

I checked everywhere! Except............


well do you have it Cal?

me?



Wanna check?

full body search

ooooooohhhh