h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

better than being called vinager s but only slightly

well yeah that's bound to happen when you've had a baby so don't worry about it.

Vinegar ??

yeah but its annoying though..i'll hav to keep my top on forever

yeah vinager s is what you call someone that has hardly any boobies,don't know why though

nah hun as if you've got em flaunt em that's what i say!

right hun gonna shoot off and do these dishes so catch ya later. s

dishes ? oh what fun!

yeah i know as i have to do them every night now since my dad had the stroke

i have to doo them cos theres no one else here

sorry about your dad

HIYA GIRLS!

hiya hows me buddy pals today? i havn't been on-line got the eldest spore Darren home with flueso i get no time for me let alone anything else

Gosh Ally sweetie im about your dad you are having it rough of late girl, bigand's

Yo Sandra dude! hows you and Joe?'s

i''m ok Liz..and joe. i'm just having a man dilemma

dare i ask girl or ..........shall i just go up and spoon feed my poor ailing son some wolfbaine he's being a real pain in my glutemus maximus

evening you little s

hope your both keeping well and that your feeling groovy

thanks for the kind wishes about my dad but he had the stroke last year and although he still can'nt do much he's alot better than when he had it.

YO Ally 's in and bowls her over teehee at last adult contact my son's been home with the flue>and he's doing my swede in hun im fed up to the back teeth of cough sneeze and farts and believe me the farts have been loud

picks herself up off the floor

awwwww you poor thing especially with the farts s ing hope he gets better soon and if not there's always ex-lax

well don't let him do ya swede in hunni but then again that's what us kids are for

yea rub it in why dont you you springen tusk tusk he's been coughing and sneezing and farting all over the place and my poorPixie has been sleeping between his legs no wonder she's been skitish of late

YO DUDE ex lax are you having a laffno way he'd destroy the damn building let alone the bog

spring chicken oii your only a year older than me woman so shut it!

the poor

yo dude s ing erm thanks for that mental picture of what your son could do after a dose of ex-lax

oh gosh dontwhat are you like woman!? i cant sleep he's still coughing and the rest and im on the mom mode keeping an ear open for him incase the termite xplodes

Yo dude your still younger than me so to you cause my bits will sag one year before yours dowhy am i ing thats not funny

exploding elder son alert s off to get snot protecting gear on

my bits have already sagged

what's with the yo dude as have you been watching the teenage mutant ninja turtles again?

No finding Nemo my youngest keeps saying itand "taking on the jellies" and the word squirt it kinda rubs off

since i recoverd from last years illness and spell in hozy and i lost alot of weight ive put the weight back on and my boobs kinda exploded! gone up two cup sizes think maybe i lost it off my butt and gained it else where

ah yeah i forgot the turtle in that says it

they certainly did explode if you went up 2 cup sizes...mind you at least it will save you having to buy water wings with those melons as they'd keep ya afloat

you are starting to sound like my sister Jules

is that what my daughter means by"taking on the jellies"

well if jules is as as u then i'll take that as a compliment.

hmmm it might be as they do wobble like jellies i suppose