h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what? i can't smile now?

Of course you can Sandra just dont do it with a pitch fork in your hand and my butt is in close proximity Owwww

waddles in covered with thick padding

there seems to be an awful lot of sharp pointy things in ere

best you do Ally Sandra is in a rightmood best we take cover

no i'm not , im full of pizza n quite content

i'm as i have ample padding

so do i.not on my bum though
'hoping santa will bring her an arse this year'

hey i'll spare ya some as i've got plenty to go around

s off to make sandra an arse

Im quite serious.. i've never had an arse , or much of a waist.. before i got a tummy i was just boobs on legs

she can have some of my boob padding as they seem to have exploded since ive gained weight from last year

we are what we are ladies and if the blokies don't like us for the way we are then they can go take a flying leap off a short cliff.

we are beautiful no matter what they sayyyyyyyy

Oh my mans got no complaints, but i do when i have to go out and by a bigger sling shot for emunlike my sister who says when she goes sun bathing she has to write front and back on hers so the blokes can see what way she's layingshe's just ous

But fair do's on you Ally thats the way to be lass

i d need any more boobs im a DD already ..

Got your text Liz but my phones on the blink again stoopid thing(keeps vutting out on me)..i'm not smitten..far from it! ..well i am but not with him! (still all moony over the other one) ..but theres no harm in chatting to someone n getting to know them a bit ('he' started chatting 'me' up)

DD that's alot of boobs

i hate bra shopping as they never do my size so i have to go up a cup size to get em to fit

Hmmmmm not talking about desilva are you

Gotta dash girls's ball and chain home soon wanting his
catch u all later's,kiss>

see you later

hmmmm no comment Ally
i know what you mean about the bras..they seem to think we've all got narrow backs! ..i need a 42DD n theyre a bugger to find!

bye for now liz s

sandra yeah i know what you mean hun plus the bigger you are the more exspensive they become.

tell me about it

Still i wouldn't be flat chested for the world ..even if they have gone a bit south

it's called grsvity hunni it get's us all in the end

Genie calls me teabag s but having a baby then gaining n then losing a lot of weight will do that to you!