h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't, I think it's happening in three days.

Why?

Five weeks ago, some Islamic guy spammed the site with messages that the apocalypse would be on November 9th this year. I have no reason to doubt him.

and every reason to believe him?

Did he say a time?

I see no reason to not be prepared.

And no, he wasn't considerate enouce to mention an exact time.

that wasn't very nice of him was it

No, but the way we see it, after the earthquake there's bound to be a few hours hours before the apocalypse so that us in the know can get prepared for the impending doom... by getting really drunk.

sounds good

except aren't people always saying its going to be the end of the world?

Yeah, and I always get drunk beforehand.

just an excuse really

You wouldn't understand, you're not Irish.

no I'm not, I think I have Irish blood in me though

*sigh* Doesn't everybody?

Do they?

Well, there's probably some pygmies that don't.

He was wrong. Did you get drunk?

No.

Why?

No point.

You do contradict yourself