h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya

If this is about wanting a free car, then you can forget about it.

Free car? I'm not old enough to drive so no it isn't! Just thought I'd pop and say hi because you're space was strange

It did its job well then.


I said that about the car because people oft-times come by and ask me for a free car. It's because I'm the god of car dealerships.

Oh right didn't get that one!

so how are you?

Why do you want to know?

Because I'm bored and want someone to talk to

Can't you find someone less annoying than me?

I'm used to annoying people a lot of my friends are. I attract them! But if you want me to find some else to talk to I can do? Your choice!

I'll be fine so long as you don't start annoying me.

I'll try my hardest not to! I've noted down which smileys not to use so that one is sorted, so how are you?

You noted down the smileys not to use. Most people use them to spite me, but you've actually listened! This is the haqppiest moment of my life.

oh give over! What you up to at the moment?

Well I'm currently typing this post, but I'm finishing that right . . . now!

What is an eunuch?

People keep asking me that.

Lets just say that I didn't know what they were before I became their god, and after I learned, I wished I never had.

enough said on that topic obviously! Right well I'm off now but I'll be back in about an hour so I'll send you a message if thats ok?

Well I'll be gone by then, so go right ahead.

And you're right, I'm back and you have gone!

Well from deciphering the infomation about you I'm guessing your age now minusing the reincarnation etc you are 18!

so are you going to uni? or working?

Right well I can't think of anything else to put when you're not even online!

So reply back when you're next online!

ES

You need to learn basic mathematics. 2005 - 1986 = 19.
And yes, I'm going to Uni (but I'm not telling you what I'm doing).