h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I do need to learn basic maths, why I took AS maths I'll never know!

you had a good day?

No, I had a piano exam that went badly. But I did get a new dog.

poor you on the exam

What kind of dog is it? What have you called him/her?

Eh, I'm probably worrying over nothing. I thought I did badly last year too and I got a B.

It's a border collie called Rosco. We adopted him, so we weren't allowed give it a new name.

Awwwwwwwww its nice that you adopted him! Rather than get a new puppy like most people.

What grade are you at on the piano?

Well our dog, Doc, dissapeared two months ago, so it seemed kind to adopt a dog instead of buying one. He's very nervous though; doesn't want to do anything but sit in a corner.


I'm on grade 5.

Bless him, I'm sure he'll come out of his shell soon.

We've kind of adopted our next door neighbours cat, they have young children so it comes to our house for peace and quiet. He only has three legs

Well at least 6 cats have taken up residence in our back garden since Doc left, so that's why we needed a new dog.

Oh right so fingers crossed you'll be cat free again soon!

What you up to in the holiday?

Well I was going to go to Norway to see some lions and tigers, but I recently saw an informational video that informs me that all the lions and tigers are actually in Kenya.

Yes you should go to Kenya and forget about Norway!

I'm sure many people have made that mistake and thank goodness for that informative video!

Looks like you'll have to go to Kenya or the zoo

But Kenya is too far away.

and norway isn't?

Do you have a zoo near by? Or are you just going to have to look at pretty pictures of the internet?

Well there's a zoo in Dubiln, and a wild-life park down near Cork, but I've been to both of those lots of times.

I'll go to France instead and meet Santa.

Ooooooooooh very nice! Papa noel.

Or you could go America and meet skippy the bush kangaroo!

Nah, those Christian Fundamentalists over there have been waiting to get their hands on me for 50 years.

What it is to be famous and wanted!

What have you been up2 today? I've been round my grandmas to see my cousins

I just woke up.

You lazy thing! I've been up since 9 this morning!

You have a good nights sleep?

No, the dog kept on barking and howling since three in the morning.