h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh very nice! do you have to put it in the fire?

Not that we want my cardigan getting creased

Of course we don't. It never even crossed my mind.

But if you do need to know (just in case) you put these bits of metal in the fire, and when red hot you put them in the iron and that makes it hot, but not hot enough to burn the cardigan.

thanks for future reference I'll know that

You need anything ironing?

Well my shirt and tie could do with it since you dropped them on the floor when turning on the CD.

and of course I'm obliged to iron them

and then again as one of my friends job housework is one of jobs that women should do

Right then, you do that, I'll sit here reading the paper and mutter about current events.

I'm off to bed now, night night.

Talk tomorrow hope you're not woken up by barking dogs or random phone calls

Night night.

Dole: She doesn't have your number, does she?

Ben: I hope not!

No She doesn't

Good. You see, I had a cousin who would always call me at 10 o'clock in the morning on the weekends asking if he could come round to my house. I kept telling him to stop calling so early, but he thought it was funny.

awwwwwwwwwwww, no I wouldn't do that - I know how irritating it can be!

No one should be deprived of their sleep

I should have been. I slept at a weird angle, and now my back hurts and I have a headache.

poor you, you didn't sleep on your iron did you?

Not last night.

starting to worry now that you have done before...

What are you upto today?

Not much.

Have you seen the <./>FrontPage</.> today? It's very good.

Doesn't seem very different to me?

*Feels stupid as if there is something she has missed*

Keep looking.

*Whistles the Frasier tune.*

I did look at that but I didn't see who wrote it

Well it's the first time that one of my entries got editors choice, and hence a picture.