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don't you just hate that logical side

Yes, I don't know where I got it from.

Of course, the logical side is also saying to me that the assignment is only 6% of the module, and my QCA is the highest in the class already, so not doing the assignment wouldn't have too many adverse consequences. It's horrible when even my logical side can't agree with itself.

I don't listen to my logical side when it comes to work issues

I try not to listen to it at all, but it's very loud. And persistant.

Mine is being very loud today so I'm going to have to do some work

Mine is debating with itself again.

I'm doing it, very slowly but still doing it

My mind just screamed. Very odd.

did it scream words or just a scream?

Just a scream.

maybe you should see someone about that

Nah, it's just that the debate in my head hit a roadblock just as it was reaching a decision, and now it's back to shouting at itself again.

awwwwww think nice happy thoughts

That would make things worse.

think nasty ones then

That would make things worse.

Pick a number between 1 and 10.

5

Bugger.

Care to have another go?

7

Bugger.

One last chance; pick another number!