h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just cos I don't go with the majority... I can form my own opinion, thanks. Though I did like Odo.

We have two fans and an air conditioning unit going, and I'm still roasting alive.

How's Joe these days?

He's getting very small as most of him has dissolved in the acid.

But DS9 had better characters, better plots, serialised stories, better characterisation, better dialogue . . . it was better in every conceivable way. Likeing TNG better I can just about understand, but Voyager?

I liked the strong feminine elements, which are so often absent from even contemporary science fiction.

Kira was way stronger than any of the women, or men, on Voyager.

I don't care. Voyager holds a lot of special memories for me.

And talk about a wasted premise, they may as well have been in the Alpha Quadrant. I mean, they're stuck in hostile spae for 7 years, and when they finally get home their ship is in better shape than when it left, and all they lost was a few red-shirts.

Anyway, sorry for ranting.

Not red-shirts, since they are now captain shirts... unless you mean red shirts, as in, 'Janeway was careless with the laundry'.

I can't quite believe I said that.

Red-shirts as in red-shirts. Red-shirts will always be red-shirts even if they don't wear red shirts.

Are you colour blind?

No, but it doesn't matter what sort of shirt they're wearing, a red-shirt is a previously unnamed character who's killed.

You're a geek.

Technically, I'm a nerd.

You said it.

Gotta go now, there's a guy here. Luv ya

Argh! Stop that!

But I don't want to!

You're mean.

Yes, I am.

I'm supposed to be the mean one, not you.

Well babe, the times they are a-changin'.

I don't like these new times.