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Post 941

Fish's Freak

Which one?


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Post 942

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I'll leave that for you to figure out for yourself.

Kill anybody interesting lately?


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Post 943

Fish's Freak

Nope, I'm a pacifist. You?


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Post 944

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I'm a recovering pacifist.


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Post 945

Fish's Freak

Recovering from what?


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Post 946

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I'm recovering from pacifism by killing people. smiley - smiley


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Post 947

Fish's Freak

Ah.

You know what, I went for a haircut last week, and my hair looks EXACTLY as it did before I went. I think I've been ripped off.

I was thinking of going for a Noel Fielding-esque kind of look, but I think it can't be replicated and I don't want to dye my hair anyway.

So... How're you this week?


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Post 948

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Homicidal, suicidal, regicidal . . . the usual.


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Post 949

Fish's Freak

You haven't got a reg to be icidal about.


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Post 950

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I've got your queen though.


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Post 951

Fish's Freak

She's not mine.

Where are you keeping her?


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Post 952

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Buckingham Palace. And you're right, she's not your queen, you're her subject! smiley - tongueout


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Post 953

Fish's Freak

Damnit.

Hey, guess what? I'm moving to uni.


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Post 954

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Good for you. Mine is just down the road from my house.


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Post 955

Fish's Freak

How boring.


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Post 956

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Yes, I have to spend 15 minutes cycling there every day.


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Post 957

Fish's Freak

Yeah, but I mean... staying near your family (shudders). I'm going to have a great time... in the middle of nowhere... on a moor... where it's cold...

still...

no worries. smiley - biggrin

james:hello becky's friend.............errr i dont know who u are but u sound lovely! i like irish voices u see! not that i have heared u, but i have a good imagination. so i hear u know the rich lady! u need to chat her up n get her pennies n before u say owt it dont matter how old she is lol. n then when u get rich u can buy me n becky a bop it n everyone will live happily ever after. nice talkin to ya!

FF: smiley - erm


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Post 958

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I couldn't live in the middle of nowhere, I've lived next to a main road for all but 8 months of my life, so the silence would be deafening.

Unfortunatly the rich lady now resides in Spain. Although I went past her house yesterday and noticed that they finally finished work on the front wall which they seemingly didn't have enough money to finish before.


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Post 959

Fish's Freak

Yeah, that wasn't my idea, that was James. Come the revolution all rich ladies will be killed and eaten.

jamez;killed maybe hunni but eaten? i think that may be illegal!

FF: yeah, well come the revolution the laws of humankind will be revoked.


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Post 960

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Isn't killing illegal anyway?

Anyway, there'll be no revolution, I'll see to that.


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