h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

um.......uh.......i uh......well.......ya see........er.........i don't know.

andit's the one on the left ya gotta worry about...

And what with thing

you know i was thinking of updating it:

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more colorful you know.

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I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT!

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*Uses Psi for Cloaking and Psi Blades*
*Xanthippi gets stabed by invisible person*

*doesn't realize she has been stabbed*
*sets self on fire*
mwahahaha BURN!

andit's the ones on the left ya gotta worry about...

*quotes invisibly next to Xanthippi* 'Lets Burn'

*looks at spot next to self that is shimmering slightly and seems to have said 'lets burn'*
*shrugs*
*fire suddenly extinguishes self*
awwwwww

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*stabs her again*

ooo pretty
*splashes in pool of blood that is forming*

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*stares at blood*

*refuses to die*

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*Xanthippi dies*

NO I DON'T!!!!

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yes you do

*leaves in disgust*
*and doesn't die*

andit's the ones on the left ya gotta worry about...

Anole telling somebody that they died is an abuse of continuity!