h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Stephen I have sent her an email.

Katrine

Good Morning Everyone...How are you all?... Hello Kat...

Hello Stephen I am feelig fine. I hope you are feeling

Hello Kat.. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I am sending you an e-mail, so hang on for a few minutes please til I finish it...

Stephen

..a big thunderstorm is about to hit my area. I am turning off my computer to save it from being damaged again...

Kat and I will be back later, xxxxx

Stephen

Here is a X-Men personality test. http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11013884270760375650

I am nightcrawler - he can teleport as far as three miles and it will be handy when he goes shopping or if he forgets his house kyes.

I meant nightcrawler can teleport in his home if he forgets his keys.

I have done another quiz and I am also Beast.

I think I am across between Nightcrawler and Beast.

The storm has past Kat... so I am back but I have to check everything. I might have to go off-line for about an hour,. I will do the test now and see what I get...

Kat, I did the test and I am classified as a Nightcrawler also.... Now I must log off to attend to some computer problems. I will be back in one hour,

Stephen xxxxxxxxxxxx

Stephen I am know finding out why the chicken crossed the road?

X-Men Amswers to Why Did the chicken crossed the road?

Alistair:
"The chicken crossed the road? What type of equipment did it use? Where is my computer?""

"It's not a chicken... it's a Black Air spy! We're all going to die!"

Apocalypse:
"The chicken survived crossing the road? It is one of the strong."

Bishop:
"The chicken crossed Greymalkin Lane. I perceived it as a threat to security,so I eliminated it."

Blackbolt:
"..."

Blaquesmith:
"It is ever the way of chickens to cross the roads, Askani'son. What is, is."

"I hope it has decided on a chronicler to record its mission for the
future."

"You must cross the road with the chicken, young Dayspring. It is your
mission."

Brian Braddock:
"I wish I could drink now."

Caliban:
"Chicken-friend saw Patcheye and Cable-Nathan chasing it with big guns."

Cable:
"Damn militant Askanis."

"In the future, there are no chickens. I'm here to prevent that future from happening... "

"The chicken crossed the road? Stab its eyes! I must not let it distract me from my mission!"

Luke Cage:
Sweet Christmas! That's one big chicken!

Sean Cassidy:
"I will have some old Interpol connections check it out, but sources point to Cable."

"Are you daft, woman? Letting a wee chicken out into the street? It is but a chick, ye know!"

Terry Cassidy:
"Och! The poor wee thing! All the way across that road!"

Colossus:
"That chicken has stolen the heart of my Katya! "

Grayon Creed:
"My FATHER was a chicken? JOIN ME, to destroy the evil that is POULTRY!"

Roberto DaCosta:
"The chicken made it across MY road? Droga!"

"Chick? A chick crossed the road? Was she cute?"

*flares the bird* "Chicken barbecue!"

Lorna Dane:
"Oh, shut up, Alex. Wait, does chicken make me look fat after eating it?"

Dana Danton:
"That is not the problem. My problem is that I've formed an emphathetic bond with the chicken and can not separate myself from it."

"It crossed the road? Is it hurt? Do I need to heal it!? SAM!!!
Why did you let it cross the road!? "

Emily Danton:
"In my culture, the chicken would be married to Dresden, since Dresden is currently chewing on it."

Deadpool:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Do I look like I care.

"Hmm...Have not seen a rabbit lately. Think Terry would like a lucky CHICKENS foot."

Domino:
"It was a flonqing chicken. Who really CARES?"
"Oh, and I'll take a drumstick."

"Must have seen Guthrie and relaised the Fowl-Exchange program was not going to save it's little neck after all."

"Nate, the chicken is crossing the road. Nate! Are you listening to me?"

"The chicken just happened to go my way."

Emplate:
"Welcome to the other side, chicken. Now DIE! Let me rephrase that. First, provide me with the genetic marrow I need to survive, _then_ die!"

Angelo Espinosa:
"In the barrio, we did not HAVE chickems. You ever see a chicken cross a road in crossfire?"

Exodus:
"To seek the sanctuary of our Savior Magneto."

Forge:
"In the future, chickens will not have to cross the road. I will build them a chicken transport to make crossing the road unnecessary..."

Emma Frost:
"I have no idea. I'm just glad I did not invest in eggs."

"Why?" *deep breath* "To get to" *arch back* "the other" *breathy voice*
"siiiiiiide....."

Jean Grey:
Did it die?...Did it come back to life?...Oh, Scott! Its the 3rd summers brother!!

Grizzly:
".....Yup...."

Paige Guthrie:
"WAIT! Let me find my animal husbandry book. If I can understand the chicken's body structure, then it will make me a better leader."

"The chicken crossed the road and made it to the big leagues. Just like my brother. I want to cross the road someday too... "

"WAIT A MINUTE. GIVE ME A SECOND. I know I have a book on chicken behavior here somewhere...my room is just untidy because I being studying so much."

Sam Guthrie:
"Well, being from Kentucky, I will have to go with KFC on a matter of state pride."

"Ah kind of smashed into that there chicken but Ah'm okay because Ah'm
invunerable when Ah'm blasting."

"The chicken done crossed the road? Ah'll never make it as an X-Man!!!"

Hammer:
"I REFUSE to be half-chicken and half-man, like Cable."

Hulk:
"HULK SMASH PUNY CHICKEN!!"

Stevie Hunter:
"I don't know, but it was not very graceful, so I'm bringing it back over to this side and making it cross again..."

Iceman:
"I froze its tail. If EMMA was doing it, she could have frozen the whole thing. I am into tomfoolery."

"it was not a real chicken... I just made an ice chicken and pushed it across the road as a practical joke. Pretty funny, huh? "

Joseph:
"What's a chicken?"

Jubliee:
"I do not know nothing about eggs and bubble gum in Emma's closet."

"Like, when I was with the X-Men, like, a chicken crossed the road..."

Remy LeBeau:
*hiding hands behind back* "Chicken? Remy did not see no chicken, chere!"

"De chicken? It good in gumbo, that's all Remy knows..."

"I cannot tell a lie, chere. Gambit last saw the chicken with Sinister."

"Rogue killed the chicken as it was crossing the road!! Someone teach her how to drive right!!!"

Leech:
"Leech no want the birdie to go away ...Leech needs a pet, Leech does."

"Leech and Artie had chicken last week. Leech likes chicken."

Logan:
"Because he was the best he was at what he did."

"Who ordered the chicken nuggets, bub?"

"It probably stole the stick that Cyke had behind him and did not want to cross Xavier."

Moira MacTaggart:
"Och, the chicken crossed the road because..." Pete: "It crossed the road to get away from her COFFEE!! What else could it be?"

Maggott:
"Chicken, ag? Hey, girls! Kos!"

Marrow:
"Who CARES about the chicken? It was one of the pretty ones. I'm more worried about the turkey."

Hank McCoy:
"The flightless avian? I have no idea why it would attempt to cross a major traffic stream. Have you tried the internet?"

"The bipedal avian appears to have successfuly circumnavigated the local path of motor vehicles. Oh my stars and garters..."

Meggan:
"Brian! Look at the litle chickens! Hewwo cute little chickens! Yes you are cute little chicken! Yes you are!"

"I do not know why it crossed the road, but it is already got more personality than I do..."

Mystique:
"I once had with a chicken. But I lost the chicks in birth...maybe they are with another X-team."

Nightcrawler:
"To get to the... why yes, fraulein. My tail is prehensile. Why do you ask?"

Onslaught:
"-BEHOLD MY MIGHTY CHICKEN!!!-"

Ozymandias:
"Apocalypse's chicken will be crossing your road... it already crossed mine..."

Phoenix:
"I AM CHICKEN AND POULTRY INCARNATE!!"

Prof X:
"It would be immoral for me to probe the chicken's thoughts to understand its
logic for crossing the road... not that that will stop me..."

"It was the chicken's Dream to cross the road. We must respect that."

James Proudstar:
"According to Apache legend...My people are dead. My brother died with the X- men and my people were slaughtered by the hellfire club and-- HOLD ME, TERRY!!"

Kitty Pryde:
"The chicken crossed the road because it could not bear to listen to me insult PETE!"

Psylocke:
"The hen was simply tired of living in a male dominated world. Is my sequined thong back from the cleaners yet?"

"With the focused totality of it's clucking abilities, the chicken crossed the astral plane..."

"Nothing can escape my psychic chicken, the focused totality of my telepathic powers..."

Cecelia Reyes:
"I do not WANT to be a chicken, I do not WANT to cross the road! I just want to be a doctor!"

Rictor:
"Let us see that bird cross the road during a 5.4 earthquake!!"

Rogue:
"Shut up, Sam. We make REAL fried chicken where I come from ;p"

"Ah envy that chicken. It can touch, and love, and feel another chicken..road, what road, sugah?"

Sabretooth:
"What chicken? Oh, you mean my dinner?"

Shatterstar
"Za's vid! In the gladiatorial arenas, that chicken would be a hero!"

"In MY world, a true warrior would not concern himself with such trivial matters. BUt if more then 5 channels cover it simaltenously, it must be significant."

"The chicken was fleeing from battle. It was not a true warrior."

Rahne Sinclair:
"Reverend Craig told me that any animal able to cross a road more then 4 lanes wide was a tool of the devil."

Sinister:
"The poultry is now on the other side of the road? At last, my plans are falling into place! "

"That chicken is the third Summers brother. I must have its DNA..."

"Ah, tender fowl... today you cross the road, tomorrow you become the lunch of... SINISTER...."

Spidey:
The chicken crossed the road? I hope it remembers that with great power comes great responsiblity. It must watch over all future chickens unpaid.

Jono Starsmore:
"Ruddy chicken did not cross the street. It crossed a bog."

~Chicken? What chicken? At least the little plonker's got a beak...~

Monet St. Croix:
"........"

"I presume this is supposed to be funny?"

"It crossed the road because it was able to perfectly time its journey with
the flow of traffic in both lanes as well as the radar of any nearby po-....
-Where is my coloring book? LEE, give it BACK you walking monument to
appalling taste."

Storm:
"As a strict observer of a meatless, organic diet, I have no interest in a chicken's movements. ROGUE, when will it be finished?"

Stryfe:
"It is but a pale clone of the original!"

Alex Summers:
"If I was as good as Scott, I could cross that road too!"

Scott Summers:
"I do not KNOW, and stop wasting training time with riddles."

"To get to the other.. JEEEEEEEEEAAAANNNN!!!!! "

"Oh now... it pecked Jean's eyes out! JEEEEEEAN!"

Tabitha:
(As Boom-Boom)"See, there was this chicken, see and this chicken it, well, it died. But, I made it blow up real neat!"

"It was not my fault, and I want my discman back."

Warlock:
"Selfriend designate: chicken has successfully navigated transport mode: road. Self is overjoyed!"

Pete Wisdom:
"The flying rat gave him my fags and sent him on a suicide mission. And it CAN
talk."

Warren Worthington III:
"A chicken... a chicken with its own feathered wings, magnificent wings. A free chicken.."

"WHO CARES? It has its ORIGINAL WINGS. Let me AT IT!"

Stephen, I hope that your computer problems are easily sovled.

crosses road to change a light bulb.

Katrine XXXXXXXXXX

Hello Kat.. That was a funny posting... I have to go off-line again for a couple of hours to run through all my anti-virus programs and other tings, Why don't you e-mail Karen and see if she wants to do the test... I recall that a few years ago she used to like the X Files, so maybe you can chat with her for a while

See you in about 2 hours... Stephen xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello Stephen I also used to watch the X Files. I will e-mail Karen to do the test.

Take care

Katrine
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Nightcrawler has a knack for the spontaneous and exciting. He sees himself as a swashbuckler, usually comparing himself to Errol Flynn. He is a lady's man in a way and is always charming and gallant. Kurt is also a jokester. He has a great sense of humour for someone in his situation.

Hello Kat and All... Back at last and computer is running perfectly...

Stephen

Kat..