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Hope everything goes ok for you then and that you can escapefor a few hours

Thanks for that.

How did your finance planning go?

crap! down on all areas, our glorious council did not tell me, rent went up £8 per wk last month and £2.30 council tax for daughter, so now clearing arrearsroll on Irish lottry win or readers digest £250.000

Hi Animal hi Jamie
both ok today ?? .... we've got sun here ... pretty good forecast for the weekend too

afternoon Muv, you at w**k

Sorry to hear that. God, what a nightmare.

There's always prostitution, Prof.

Or becoming a lawyer.

All depends on if you want to be ethical or not. If not, pick option 2.

Roll on that lottery win!!!

Hi Karen.

Sunshine? What's that?

We have clouds and something lighting them from above, but that could be anything...

We saw a great iron bird earlier. Some of the locals threw rocks at it.

sadly yes ... haven't quite finished the tunnel but I'm working on it

still not won that lottery then Animal

Jamie ... you must be very wicked up in MK then ... obviously the sun shines on the righteous down here in Hertfordshire - not a million miles from you but we have a glorious day here

We have a local cloud emitted from our concrete cows.

It keeps away the strangers....

Actually, looking out there are one or two breaks in it. We might get some sunshine before dusk.

It's just very muggy here.

Need help with that tunnel?

Jamie, old joke, sent wife out to earn money on street, came back with £17,05, which tight swine gave you the 5p?? err! they all did

I'd not heard that one before...


My dad used to tell one about wife swapping and how he once traded in my mum for a set of socket spanners.

Jamie ... I'm hopeful that the tunnel will be finished soon but some assistance would be welcome .... have you finished yours already then???

ditto, went to wife swapping and picked me own cars keys

I have abandoned the tunnel as I figured that you can't actually burrow out of hell.

I've taken to constructing a glider in the roof space, but have hit a snag in that it has a twenty foot wingspan and is built inside the rafters. And I can't find an elastic band big enough.

Jamie ... damn - there's always a problem isn't there ...

what I failed to take into account is that I work on the 1st floor ... ... the people downstairs are beginning to complain about the rubble falling on their heads - still, my need is greater than theirs ...

my way was no better, stuck a postage stamp on forehead, couldn't get in post box

You should have gone to see Mr. Bruno first. He'd have "franked" you.

I'll get me coat...

Animal ... does that mean we call you Frank from now on ???

you watch good comedies alsoFast Show