h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm in Buckinghamshire, but I'm looking for stuff all over the SouthEast. And no, I don't go in for the festivals much.

well there are definatly no jobs here......so no money for me then.............poo

My bank ballance is running very low at the moment, I might have to sign up with an agency. *shudder*

What, an escort agency?

It's an annoying time at the moment, what with exams, holidays, and skipping around all over the country at the whim of a certain female, I haven't got the time to get a job.

I have loads of time, but no-one seems to want to give me an interview let alone a job.

hey technicolour, dont complain, at least ur getting laid.

Good for some.

Well, yes, there is that...

git.......
the guy i like is not over his ex and doesnt even notice the people who fancy him......but at least im still his mate....

I never notice if someone fancys me, but that probably doesn't really help.

Give it time... Slowly slowly catchee monkee....

Or in this case ape.

Aw, come on... don't be too hard on yourself.

catchee monkey? thats funny cos i call him monkey boy due to his uncanny resemblance to a ape of some kind......

*Mad Hatter gives Menza a cheering hug*

But apes and monkeys are not the same thing.

Don't let the librarian here you call him a monkey?

aaaaaa your both scaring me!..... apes , monkeys whatever......
hi timelord, u new? if so nice to meet you.....and who the hell is the librarian?