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Post 21

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

c*ke?


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Post 22

Menza

If the * equals an "a" then yes please. smiley - smiley


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Post 23

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

not till you've stoked the fire


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Post 24

Menza

What, When I designed it it was gas. Have you been having it refitted without telling me. smiley - winkeye


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Post 25

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

You can still stoke a gas fire, you just have to be careful. Its the psychological effects of the stoking that are important rather than the stoking itself.


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Post 26

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

everyone knows a woodburning aga gives a much better flavour to things than a gas stove...


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Post 27

Menza

As well as extra ash, just what the doctor ordered. smiley - winkeye


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Post 28

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

it is good for you, y'know


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Post 29

Menza

Not sure if that form of carbon is good for you.


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Post 30

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Graphite and diamond are the best, I've heard.


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Post 31

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

buckminsterfullerine is nifty too (I know one of the people who discovered it too)


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Post 32

Menza

Makes a great football. smiley - winkeye


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Post 33

Phil

Got to be quite small though to play football with it smiley - winkeye


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Post 34

Menza

But you can't argue if I score a goal. smiley - smiley


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Post 35

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

It would work for Roasted Amoeba, I'll have to suggest it.


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Post 36

pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival)

what? you cooker freaks! i know its snowing but go outside!
cookers? why not talk about telly tubies or small fluffy kittens?


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Post 37

Menza

Thats a good idea, is there any way to feed the Teletubies to some small fluffy kittens. smiley - smiley


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Post 38

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Maybe some sort of ball-of-string disguise?

We kidnap the TeleTubbies, disguise them as balls of string, and then unleash the fluffy kittens!


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Post 39

Menza

Sounds good, but how do we get away with it. smiley - smiley


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Post 40

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

blame it on CITV


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