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No he was made of Telly Tuby ofcuts. That explains the language problem.

You mean the Telly Tubbies could talk properly before they had bits cut off! Was it their tongues?

Its not exactly what I meant but the logic does follow. I was actually making a comment about his shirts.

You mean his shirts could TALK?

They are certainly loud enough.

I think we need to move to another venue. Would anyone care to join me?

OK. Is there such a thing as The Forum and Firkin? If not, I suggest we set one up, even if it no longer sells those excellent self brewed beers (well, they make a change from the usual lager that my fellow, misguided, student associates tend to drink).

Your wish is my command, oh Cake covered one.

If you would care to follow me, the doors are open and the bar is free.

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