h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sits sniggering eating a Twix and realising that getting net access in her bedroom was potentially a bad plan*

Mmmm

Net access is great where ever its installed.

Not when I've downloaded icq onto my uni mates computers, bypassed the uni ports and managed to fix it so we can all chat to each other it's not... I try so hard to type my essays and then get distracted far too easily

Thats easy, just don't load ICQ.

Do what???
*faints*

Oh dear.

I'm not very good with unconcious fairies. HELP!

*splashes flood water on Tinkerbell*

*splashes flood water on Niwt*

*splases flood water on Menza*

And I might even splash flood water on you!

Go ahead, even more won't matter.

*splutters and wakes up*
Bleh
*hugs*
Thanks Menz!
Flood waters any lower yet?

Actually it was kind of a flash flood, so it was all back to normal (but very muddy) after about a week.

*hands Tink a *

*splashes rain water on *
It's raining here

Its not here, but it is kinda grey.

Isn't it always?

Well it is November.

*makes mental note to turn the central heating up when he gets home*

It's hot here

Its not here.

We had snow last night!?!

Snow snow snow?

But London was supposed to be 16 a few days ago!