h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've been looking but can't find any of the photos. Where are they?

Umm, well theres some (Wumbe's) on the Yahoo egroups thingymy that Wumbe set up, then theres some on Other persons page but I think there's a complete link list thingy on the bottom of the page of the Post...complete with dubious report

I think I saw a censored one, apparently that was at your request. Ummm, dare I ask?

*grins*
Yup they were the photos and yup that was at my request as for some reason certain people found it highly entertaining to take photographs of my arse in a variety of poses, namely looking hefty

*Niwt is faced with the choice of joining Menza's fan club or jumping out a window*
*Niwt jumps out the window*

Not that one, it's over the swimming pool.

SPLASH!!!!!
*Niwt comes in dripping wet*
Right, Menza, I shall now join your fan club.

Would you like the shiney badge or the not so shiney badge?

The badge with mud on, please.

That wont be a problem.

*as his office is currently surrounded by floodwater, he dangles badge out of the window*

There you go, muddy badge with added riverwater stink.

You're flooded? Again? Ooh, you'd have thought they'd ahve done something about it after last year! I suppose thats one good reason for living on a hill, ooh and if it floods then only the English building will be affected so I'll be forced to sleep through both of my 9am lectures
*ignores his amusement at the photos to protect his image of being a nice bloke and her being a polite fairy*

Well they though they had fixed it, but they didn't tell the great big wall of water.

As if you ever get up for 9am lectures anyway.

Hum, someone should really inform the water then...it's only fair after all

Hey!!! I object, I always get up for my 9am lectures, admittedly I've started getting later and later to them but thats not the point... the way I see it the later I am for my 9am's the more chance I have of me being on time for the afternoon ones

But afternoon ones are easy, I mean you have to get up for lunch anyway.

You've not tasted our lunch!!! I so don't have to get up for it! I completely missed it today though as we went for cake

Thats OK, I had cake for breakfast today.

Mmmmmm

But my cake was my breakfast? And my lunch... and then I spent all afternoon in the bar
*really does need to start doing some work*

for breakfast!

*splashes flood water on Menza*

If thats the way its going to be...

*'s Niwt*