h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, you know "It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world!" (which reminds me, "The Gods Must be Crazy!", there's one for Fenchurch's cult movies page!). I'm just reporting what I've seen, not necessarily what I've done. No need to get too worried, yet....

*suddenly finds herself craving Monty Python movies*....how do i know for sure there is nothing to worry about???....i mean you could be pulling wool over my eyes for all i know
monsy

The trick is to pull the wool over your OWN eyes! I can see I'm going to have to teach the ways of Eris, "Bob", and the mightiest Slackmaster of them all, ,,oBo,, to you!



Soon you too shall be crooning: "What me worry?"

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"Look a strike!"

I love the godz must be crazy!!!!! YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!



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THERE YA ARE! Where ya BIN! It's been over 24 hours since my last Fenchurch fix! A fellow could go into withdrawals!

You rang. sir?

I believe Researcher Replicant needs to be taken in to the Ministry for re-programming. He's leaking state secrets!

Naah - I found this one all on my own. Later, I think I'll search the guide for "Watson". If the results are interesting, I'll let you know, one way or another.

I wasn't talking about THIS state secret! I'm talking about the OTHER state secret!

In fact, if you've been keeping up with Researcher Replicant, he's been leaking state secrets like a sieve! How ever will MI-whatsit continue to operate and kill princesses with the help of the Mosad if Researcher Replicant keeps leaking state secrets?

The chap's so full of holes he reminds me of one of those cartoon characters who's drank a cup of water after playing target on the machine-gun range!

Right! It's off to the Ministry with Researcher Replicant!

Damn your eyes, sir. What are State Secrets for if not to be "leaked"? We have to have SOME news, you know.