h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bitch? Bastard? I meant batch, like a school batch of knowledge. I thought you meant lastart, like a Latin word you learned in school. What a potty mouth you are.

Forgive me, dearest Fenchurch! My mind is in the gutter (I blame that Watson fellow!).

Quantus anum tu est?


da Baron

Well said that woman! Baron, you ARE a potty mouth. But it suits you. However, I won't have any of that talk about a "quantum anus". That's right out.

Postscript for the mysterious and knowledgeable Fenchurch: is there a fee for a fish? Or is a test required? I can provide an embarassing photo of myself printed in a national magazine if I have to.

Hey, it's LATIN! You can say ALL THAT stuff in LATIN! It's NICE! Y'know, like PENIS, VAGINA, COPULATION, MASTURBRATION, etc. LATIN let's you know it's a SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY! Not to be confused with low pruience!

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I got my fishy by putting a big banner on my page, and whining a lot.

Replicant: What he said. Ideally, there's no fee for the fish, I just enjoy making them. However, my middle name is "needs to be kicked in the butt to get work done", so while I say I will, and eventually do, promptness in the creation of the fish is aided by bugging the hell outta me, putting a banner up, or paying me.

Baron S: Yo Quiero Taco Bell. Y si no puedo tener comida de Taco Bell, voy a ser muy anojado. Muy. Y tu, toda via, tienes una voca de 'potty'.

Hey, cool. There's no hurry at all, take your time (Lord knows I do).

D'oh! Must-remember-smiley-dash. Must-remember-smiley-dash.

Okay then I'll put it on my list . Is there any special colour or item on the fish preferred?

Yowzah... how about a black fish with glowing green eyes?

I don't really know why, but it'll look cool.

See there Rep? It's not that hard to get a GENUINE fenny-fish! At least if you know how to grovel a bit!


Fenchurch: You don't think Taco Bell funny? What? You haven't seen the little doggie on the burrito?

heehee almost, BS. I said I want Taco Bell. And if I can't have food from Taco Bell I'm going to be very angry. Very. And you, still, have a potty mouth.

Fenchurch, beware those burritos! You don't know where they get the sour cream!

All this talk of food is making me hungry. I'm going to have to pop off and make me a big pan of refried beans, some (texas-style) chili, and eat 'em in a chili/bean burrito! (No sour cream, please! I don't know where it's been!).

You know, I *tried* to ignore the sour cream joke, but no. hee hee

Hello Ms. Mercury,
I was told by Monsy that you could give Me one of your fish if I asked for it. She also said that it helps if the request is witty. Well I'm very tired right now and I can't think of anything witty, I used it all up talking to Monsy, so can I please have a fish? a pope fish maybe? anything will do really.
of course I could offer the service of fish blessings in exchange.
Reverand42

O.K. No more sour-cream jokes. However, the taco deliver person was around today, and brought your taco. I just have to install the mime components for emacs and I'll be able to send it right along to you. So don't go mad, or do anything rash! Your taco is here!

So how do you insert a taco into your user pages?

BTW - what d'you think of my new look page?

copy code from the pics properties and insert it inbetween the "'s and that should do it for you
if not then it is Barons fault
monsy

BTW if it is the pic of the taco that you are needing give me a hollor and i will send one to you post haste
monsy

Oh, a *picture* of a taco. I can do THAT. I wanted to put an ACTUAL taco into my page in case I got hungry at work

HA!

Witness, Baron, how I destroy the perfect non-symmetry of your huge cascading list of forum entries with an, uh, entry on on the other side. Take that, you fiend.