h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well in that case ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
darn pidgeons.........
monsy

Curses!!! Foiled again

Rep, you BOUNDER! Look at what you've done to the nice indentations of all the messages here! Why, I might have to take it up with the dept. of Asymmetric Messaging, I will! When they get through with you, you blighter, you'll know better than to come around and mess up a perfectly asymmetric message board!

HOCK!

*ptewy*

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"Damn flying-fish!"

The Department of Asymmetric Messaging? Isn't that just a front for the Bureau of Inserting Pointy Things Into People's Nostrils?

Now you've done it! Can't leave well-enough alone, can you? Well, now you've forced me to call in the lads from the Minsitry For Covering-up Secret Front Operations and Ladies Undergarmets! So now will you not only have to go about with pointy things up your nostrils, but you'll be forced to wear lady's knickers as well!

Show you upstarts at thing or two! WATSON, GET IN HERE!

Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

*spitewee!*

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"Do you have a license to keep all those pidgeons up there?"

*watches intently at the brewing war above her*.....reckon we should start getting a might bit worried here???
monsy
/```````````````````~ (now that is a sight to see!!)

But I ALREADY wear ladies' kn... er... dammit.

This calls for none other than the legendary

MOOOOOOOORRRRR-TTTTAAAAAALLLL KOOOOOOOOMMMMM-BBBAAAAAAATTTTTTT!

(As witnessed in cheesy TV advert circa 1995.)

_/''''''''''\_ _/''''''''''\_ _/'''''''''' O-=

Bouncing-Fish-Into-Mouth-Attack!

Do we hafta take sides, or can we just watch? Or would you prefer screaming?

I've always found random hurling of rotten fruit to be a useful spectator activity.

Pineapples okay?

Hey, they're spiky - perfect

Mmmoffble oofble! Urrmmm? Ughhh!

*plops fish out of mouth*

So you've already been in trouble with the boys from M.C-u.S.F.0.& L.U., eh? Well, I'll have to give ye one for bolocks, laddiebuck! Not many people go toe-to-toe with those chaps and retain enough of their manhood for a second attempt!

That fish in the mouth deal was rather droll, but I've got something which will take the wind out of your sails!

*dodges a rotten pineapple*

Right! Here we go!


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"The olde rotton pineapple up the bunghole!"

*OUCH!!!!!!* that looked quite painful!!!
monsy

Just think how Rep's butt must have felt! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LOL!!! you are really EVIL aren't you??!!
remind me to never get on your bad side
monsy

*aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhccccchhhhhhhoooooooooooo*
*aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhccccchhhhhhhoooooooooooo*

REP! I am your FATHER! Come to the DARK SIDE!

*aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhccccchhhhhhhoooooooooooo*
*aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhccccchhhhhhhoooooooooooo*

this is starting to get a bit on the spooky side now i seem to even be able to hear the scary music playing in the background when i load this page
monsy

Father, I know there is still some good within you... much as this pineapple is now inside me *wince*.

Tell you what, I can't be arsed to fight for good and/or evil right now. Anyone fancy a pint?

This reminds me- in Cabbagetown (a neighborhood in Atlanta, where mill-workers used to live when the mill was opened- I once worked there, but that's irrelevant except to explain how I know this stuff)
they used to have a game called "Butt Ball". One kid would stand against a wall, and the other kids would toss baseballs at his butt. Burn 'em in there, too! The trick was running the bases with your bunghole stinging like a rotton pineapple was shoved up it...

*starts to get very worried about Baron* "my but have some strange tales don't you???
monsy