h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..and you haven't once mentioned me(apart from maybe in the bitch bit which I was apalled to find on your page because I tried to put it on mine last night, but there was a mistake in the GML and my page wouldn't update - silly bugger).
I would like you to know that I'm putting it on my page as soon as I can find a GML doctor - posibly Menza who I haven't sat on recently, actually. It's nice to think we'll still have something in common.

What I actually came here to say was this, though:
I hear you told Marshall and Smith (who else?) that I have a Welsh boyfriend.
I have 3 boyfriends who live in Wales: Will (I think that was who you were referring to) who isn't Welsh (I thought you'd know that), Adam Naylor (he's in Lower Sixth, goes on my train) who also isn't Welsh, and Els who *is*, but it's really none of your buisness. I'm sure that you stumbled upon the Will thing coincidentally, but I'd really prefer it if you didn't go telling everyone, as you please. We're not on the best of terms and I'd still be angry, even if we were mates.

I'd also like you to know that Will doesn't hate you because of me. I was very upset when he told me he hated you. You'd think that I'd been at work on him and I haven't. I don't want to be thought of like that.

Gunning Down Romance is my favourite song, too, right now. Closely followed by Angels - Robbie Williams. You know why.

There is nothing more to be said.

Peace.

Sorry, you must be mistaken. I never told Marshall or Smith anything about you, be it about boyfriends or anything else. I was in the room when Zoe mentioned something to do with a boy from Monmouth or something, and Marshall asked if that was in Wales.

That is all I know on the subject, you have my word. Any knowledge I have about you is from anything I knew before March (?) or anything I overheard someone from school saying.
And even if I did know anything further, I'm not the type who would talk to anyone about it.

Then I apologise. I'm simply relating what Marshall and Smith told me. I'm sorry I wrongly accused you.

You never should have trusted Marshall in the first place.

*grins*

That's true. But, let's face it, he's the only one stupid enough to go out with me. Really.

Festive cheer to you as well. I haven't mastered all these new smilies yet.