h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Most Holy Patron Saint of Unrequited Love!

GOD has recommended that I get in touch with you, as I've decided I'm in need of a Guardian Angel. I'm not exactly a newbie in the strictest sense of the word since I registered some time ago, but I only started getting involved this week, and I could do with some personal assistance from an angelic creature such as yourself.

(For the sequence of events leading to this message, see my Space conversations list and look at For your very own Guardian Angel - Apply NOW!!! (pt. II), Hello wizard, SO HELP ME GOD, and Thank GOD!, in that order.)

I hopefully await your positive answer. I would be very honoured.

What do I have to lose

Well I'm certainly not going to take anything away from you,
except maybe some of your precious time.
So, is that a yes, Oh Divine One?

On one condition - you stop calling me that!

OK, deal.

Wow that feels good, I've never had my very own guardian angel before, not that I know of anyway.

So. Lisa. (I suppose I'll call you Lisa? ) I was wondering how to get one of those counters that register hits for my personal space. And I see that you've got one. How?

Lisa's fine, sure Or Lis, if you want, or even Marie (nobody calls me that, which is no surprise, since it's not my name )

I guess I call you Wizard then? Or how about Wiz, or Wizzy?

Okae.. A counter you want? Right. There's lots of different sites that provide them. The one I've got is from ... http://www.digits.com I *think* it only counts each person once.

http://www.fastcounter.com is very popular, but it counts every single hit, so that means half of them are you

and.. er.. http://www.sitemeter.com is VERY good, it also tells you information about the people who visited your page, eg. their server, their browser, their operating system, the page that they were at before they came to yours.. If you want to know that kind of stuff.

You choose. I recommend http://www.digits.com though, because it's mine

Peace
Lisa tF

You can call me whatever you like,
as long as it's not ugly b*****d or similar

Thanks for the great counter tips, haven't decided which one to go with yet. Am also wondering how to make addresses appear as links, look:
www.h2g2.com - nothing happens.

So are you by any chance called the same as Elvis' daughter?

Yep - I was named after her. Lisa Marie (shudder shudder) ;-) I'll call you Wizzy then! :-) To make addresses become links, you have to type "http://" in front of them. See: http://www.h2g2.com/U50758 as opposed to www.h2g2.com/U50758 . Hope that helps

More than you can imagine

Will you be my Guardian Angel as well?

No! You can be your own gaurdian angel
(Will, you're never going to win!!!!!)

Can't stop me trying.

If you're gonna leave me, can I come 2?

I think we're scaring Wizard (mostly your singing)

Wizzy - me and will are trying to be the most prolific forum posters.
I'm going to win, aren't I?

Speak for yourself I'm trying to get you to be my Guardian Angel!

Angels focus their attention on just one..

Sorry, too much reading

Hi there!
Happened to end up here while looking/browsing for a friend. Got some good advice reading this thread. Just wanted to say thank you! Hope you do not mind!

Love!

Helloo.
No problem

Peace

I'm sorry, forget it, it doesn't matter, nothing does.