h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK THAT'S IT.

You calling yourself a witch is what blasphemy is to Zoe. You don't have any kind of idea of what real magic is. And it is not anything that you can learn out of a book or declare using an exclamation mark. It is a way of life.
Another reason that it is impossible for you to be a witch is your constant action. You are always running around the place and gibbering like a little baby. How can you possibly hear the voices for they only whisper? How can you possibly notice all the little things that are the real magic?

If you do not remove the witchcraft stuff from your page then I shall make a formal complaint to Peta, you know I will.

Making a formal complaint to Peta won't do anything. Njan (U47349) practises Magick too - he's Wiccan - and nobody's done anything to him. What would be the point, anyway? How can being a witch threaten anyone on H2G2? Plus, who has the right to discriminate someone because of their religion?

I *do* know what real magic is. Real magic is Magick. And Magick is everywhere. It's what you see, what you feel, smell, eat, hear, it's everything. You don't have to listen very hard to hear it, because it is every noise. It is EVERYWHERE.
Anyone can practise magick. They don't have to be a strict Wiccan or Pagan to do it or understand it.

I am not a true witch. I am a Catholic who practises Magick. To officially become a witch you have to present yourself to the Goddess, with a name and a ritual. And because I do not believe in the Goddess, that is impossible for me to do. I shall alter the text on my page to state this instead.

Thank you. :-`