h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi!
I'm Slarti I'm 12!
Oh well, hi
Slarti

Hi Slarti. I'm 13.

Speaking for Lisa, she would like the subject heading to be changed to what I have listed above in the subject line. Thanks .

Don't call me young.
Please don't call me young.
I like to think I have a mental age of about 17.
It's probably more close to 8 though.
But don't call me young!

(Sorry, I'm a bit depressed today.)

So hi.

Why? May I be nosey enough to ask?

boy worries

Be happy you actually HAVE someone to worry about!

Hmmm.. let me rephrase that

Four-boys worries

You make me feel a whole lot better know! Take some offers while they're still there (you never no when you'll have no-one.)

They're not after me, which is the worry bit

Ah, I see! Why not just ask em? If they say no get um out of your life.

It's more complicated than that. I won't bore you with the details.

Honest.

OK then.
I probably assumed it was simple because thats what its like in HUll. If you like someone youeither shut your gob and forget about them, or ask them out! (If they say no, move on). Well thats what its like at our school N E Way

It's normally like that here.But you see..
One of them is someone on the Internet who I was going out with for 5 months and dumped the other day (he's slightly upset);
One of them is a really mad guy who is a real Freak and I was going out with him for a few days and decided I didn't fancy him but it turns out I do;
And the other two I am not going to comment on in case my friend Zoe sees this, well she knows who one of them is.
*He* is in Y10 and I was "stalking" him and everyone says I fancy him but I'm sure I don't, do I?
And the last bloke, well, I won't say a word.

*picks snoring Slarti off the floor*

Time to wake up dear

Dom'y worry, I may have been asleep, but I heard everything you said in dream. Well heres mine. One person I fancied for ages, then decided I didn't actually fancy that person(I thanked the stars I didn't ask person out because, as you said, people don't enjoy being dumped, but I wouldn't have the courage to ask person out NE Way.) The second person I briefly talked to at a Bar-mitzah and will probably never see again.

*Slarti finishs after a 12hour talking period, and realises Lisa has been asleep for 8 hours and has just got up to eat Breakfast

Morning Dear

Ok advice,
Bloke1: Forget, everu=yone gets dumped, its a fact of life, accept
Bloke2:Ask out, if yes, you do fancy him, forget about the rest, go out. If no, move on.
Bloke3:Decide if you do/don't fancy him (stop skalking, its a major turn-off point)
Bloke4:?

When one is left rudley conversationless by an arrogant friend, what has one left to than plugs ones own web site for ones own Internet Media Corperation.
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Sorry. I gave up on h2g2 for a while.

You have my deepest apologies, how can I make it up to you?

(and to keep you updated I decided I did fancied bloke 3, hmmmm-mmmmm!!! )

Well, I'm glad that sorted itself out, although I conlude that I have enough problems of my own too solve others problems, I just like to here other peoples and give useless advice from an aparent personal experience which never happened! I feel like Adrian Mole!!!

cool, me too. I'm gonna try and pursue a psychologist/psychiatrist career; maybe you should too

Probs of your own? Spill.

Nono you mustn't become like Adrian Mole. KEEP AWAY FROM THOSE MIRRORS CHILD!

*mirrors hidden away, never to be seen again

well loveless seems to be the problem.

Watching, waiting, hoping wishing are words that describe my current situation better than words like 'asking, doind something, making a move'. There are a people to chooose from, (I think I have chosen) what do I do next?