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Post 141

Menza

Why do Lisa's parties always end up in a fight? smiley - winkeye


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Post 142

Black Panther

A fight? What gave you that idea? As long as you don't resist, it can't be called a fight if I simply rip the flesh from your limbs. In stead, one could say that you're being promoted to the next world, and I'm being fed smiley - winkeye


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Post 143

Menza

But this world has so much to offer. smiley - winkeye


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Post 144

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

*rushes in with loads of coffee and biscuits and fairy cake and the like*

Unknown, I've got a page about you (sort of.)..

*haaaaaatchhhhoo!*

*Ugh*

I didn't know I was allergic to cats

*aatchhhhooooo!!*

Oh nooo!! But, but but,,... *sobs*

*pets unknown*

*no sneeze*

Ah.

*AAATCHOO!*


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Post 145

Menza

*Hands Lisa a gas mask*

Would this help? smiley - smiley


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Post 146

Black Panther

Gesundheit!


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Post 147

dreymers

*passes catnip joint to Menza*

Man, you gotta try this stuff smiley - winkeye

*passes out - falls on face*


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Post 148

Menza

No thanks, I'm trying to cut down. smiley - winkeye


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Post 149

Black Panther

I've seen that article about me... sorf of smiley - winkeye I came about the unofficial version a few days ago. I just didn't wanna upset anyone by saying it gave me a headache smiley - winkeye


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Post 150

Taipan - Jack of Hearts


Unknown........mmmmm......and yet I find something so familiar about you. Are you suffering from a lack of calcium, maybe?


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Post 151

Menza

As per tradition, I'm confused. smiley - smiley


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Post 152

Taipan - Jack of Hearts


Glad I could be of some assistance in keeping up the tradition.


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Post 153

Menza

Although I have nothing against tradition, that one is rather annoying. smiley - winkeye


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Post 154

Hammy of Hamster (died, still moving)

ditto menz, ditto
I wonder what's in that catnip!


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Post 155

Menza

From the effects, I wouldn't like to guess. smiley - winkeye


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Post 156

dreymers

*wakes up and smells the coffee*
erm...laced with fish heads...know what I mean?
*passes out again and lands in pile of fish*
smiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fish


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Post 157

Menza

I think my Dad may be doing that soon if he keep up this pace on the rumand cokes. smiley - winkeye


Y2K !!!!! :-)

Post 158

dreymers

* comes back to life - bounces up *

Happy New Millennium !!!!!!!!
Cheers ! smiley - smiley

We have another three hours 'till the Y2K in Atlanta - if we can hold out that long !
Ah well, we've waited a thousand years, I guess another few hours... smiley - smiley

Hey Lisa! Have a fish smiley - smiley
smiley - fish


Y2K !!!!! :-)

Post 159

Menza

Hic, BELCH, soz. smiley - winkeye

Happy new year.

*passes out, waving to everyone* smiley - smiley


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Post 160

Black Panther

Happy "Why Tookay" everyone!


Say what, Taipan? Lack of calcium? Whatever gave you that idea? Mrooww??


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